[log] eyy it's a mothahumpin SLUMBUH PARTAAAY [closed]

[phaseshifter]

Characters: Team Bandit (Angel, Rhys and Steph) plus Team Sad Losers (Kunsel, Tifa, Zack and Zell)! And Dumpy.
Location: D11/Building 58
Date: Day 74 evening/night
Summary: DUMPY BOT REUNITES WITH HIS LOVING FATHER. And also some other stuff I guess IT'S A MINGLE
Warnings: Nnnnnone? Will edit if necessary!



write your own toplevels nerdlords I am still not ur collective mom

as far as you know

Comments

[spoileralert]

Is there purple?

[ This should be the predictable choice coming from the girl wearing the purple cape. ]

[phaseshifter]

...Nnnnnnope, doesn't look like there i-- BOOP.

[ Unless Steph dodges out of the way, there is now a glittery purple smiley face on her nose.

STYLISH!! ]

[spoileralert]

[ Steph doesn't move, but giggles and crosses her eyes to see the color. ]

True, it is a little more like fuchsia.

[phaseshifter]

Oh well. It looks like you're -

[ Angel no. No. Angel. Angel no don't do it don't you fucking do IT DON'T DO IT YOU LITTLE SHIT DON't ]

- stuck with it.

[ FINGERGUNS!! ]

[spoileralert]

[ Steph, naturally, busts out laughing like crazy. ]

You're awful.

[phaseshifter]

Yes! But I'm pretty sure you love it. Like... mmmh, maybe eighty percent sure.

[ The tiniest of pauses. ]

...Seventy percent.

[spoileralert]

Make it a hundred, doof.

[ She shoves Angel playfully, still grinning. ]

[phaseshifter]

No, now, that's just - it's basically a challenge for me to make jokes that are bad enough for you to not love it. Why would you do that.

[ ALSO grinning. A bit. Since she's a lil ~*stuck*~ on finding more sticker-related puns shhh ]

[spoileralert]

What can I say? I'm a sticker for a good pun.

[ Cue sad trombone ]

[phaseshifter]

...oh, wow.

I don't think we can be friends after that.

[ SO SO SRSFACED ]

[spoileralert]

[ Steph puts a hand to her chest, like she's just been shot. ]

Oh! Stuck me right in the heart, Ange.

[phaseshifter]

What have I done.

[ WRT THE PUNS

NOT THE FAKEY FAKE SHOOT-ENING ]

[spoileralert]

[ Obviously the issue here is not puns. ]

I thought... I thought we girls had to stick together.

[phaseshifter]

Is this honestly a thing that is happening to me right now.

[spoileralert]

Is this going to be a sticking point in our friendship?

[phaseshifter]

I am officially disowning you and you are five seconds away from me making a propulsion device out of rubble and stickers so I can launch you into the sun.

[spoileralert]

[ ... ]









Hot.

[phaseshifter]

[ JUST SCREAMGIGGLING INTO HER FUCKING HANDS ENDLESSLY THROUGH THE INFINITE VOID OF MISERY AND SUFFERING AND PUNS ]