[log] eyy it's a mothahumpin SLUMBUH PARTAAAY [closed]

[phaseshifter]

Characters: Team Bandit (Angel, Rhys and Steph) plus Team Sad Losers (Kunsel, Tifa, Zack and Zell)! And Dumpy.
Location: D11/Building 58
Date: Day 74 evening/night
Summary: DUMPY BOT REUNITES WITH HIS LOVING FATHER. And also some other stuff I guess IT'S A MINGLE
Warnings: Nnnnnone? Will edit if necessary!



write your own toplevels nerdlords I am still not ur collective mom

as far as you know

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[phaseshifter]

Huh. Yeah, he does seem like the type.

[ Aside from a very brief twitch, Angel's face remains thoughtful. Neutral. Like she is very seriously considering this vitally important and totally legit information.

After a moment of this, she tears a section off the bottom of her sticker sheet - there are about ten or so stickers on it, all of them green - and casually offers it to Zack. ]

...Want to see who can stick more on him without him noticing?

[ Angel no ]

[heroproceeding]

[ For a beat, Zack has to wonder if she's really taken the bait.

-Oh, wait, yes. Stickers incoming! OH YEAH!

But just as he thinks he's pulled a slick one on her-



Angel YES.

Ever wanted to see a shiteating grin out of him? Because you're sure as hell witnessing one right now! ]

You're on. [ Just keep it down now! Don't give it away!! But oh-hoho... Oh-hohoho~ This is gonna be good. ]

[phaseshifter]

Pssshhh. Don't expect to win! I'm better at this kind of thing than you'd think.

[ Or rather, her ability to appear cute and innocent even when she's being a little shit is beyond compare. GONNA ABUSE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT ABILITY. HECKS YES. ]

[heroproceeding]

Yeah, we'll see about that. You didn't know me back in barracks days.

[ AIN'T NO FIRST CLASS EX-SOLDIER FOR NOTHING EITHER.

AND HE KNOWS HIS WEAK POINTS.

WEAK POINTS.

Either way, it's gonna be hella fun!

...Kunsel's gonna kill them. ]

Game over by first light?

[phaseshifter]

[ Theirs will be noble deaths. Noble and glittery as heckie. WORTH IT. ]

Sounds good to me. No removing the other participant's stickers, everything else is fair game?

[ Including staying awake and plastering Kunsel's helmet with stickers to the point of insanity???? ]

I CANNOT.......

[heroproceeding]

[ SO WORTH IT. THE DEATHS OF HEROES. ...COUGH.

And oh. Oh-ho. If only you knew what you did there, Angel. Sneaky little smirk. ]

Fair enough.

[ He doubts he'll be able to sleep tonight anyway!!

...Gonna hope the adhesive isn't too strong. They'll be wiping down his helmet in the morning. ]