[log] eyy it's a mothahumpin SLUMBUH PARTAAAY [closed]

[phaseshifter]

Characters: Team Bandit (Angel, Rhys and Steph) plus Team Sad Losers (Kunsel, Tifa, Zack and Zell)! And Dumpy.
Location: D11/Building 58
Date: Day 74 evening/night
Summary: DUMPY BOT REUNITES WITH HIS LOVING FATHER. And also some other stuff I guess IT'S A MINGLE
Warnings: Nnnnnone? Will edit if necessary!



write your own toplevels nerdlords I am still not ur collective mom

as far as you know

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[phaseshifter]

Oh, I have a ton. The packet had a couple of full sheets inside, so...

[ She gestures to the sheet she's currently holding, which is only around a quarter depleted. Gonna stick so many smiles on so many things. ]

Plenty for sharing!

[powersouls]

[Okay, well, tablet it is, then. Tifa puts the sticker on the front, so it can look at her all the time!]

Oh, I should give you something, too!

[Annnd she's digging in her pack again. This time, she pulls out a cute little blue pen with stars all over it and holds it out to Angel.]

[phaseshifter]

Oh, you don't have to do that! It's just a gift, not a trade. What if you need it? For writing things, or...

 

 

I don't know, you could have to give someone an impromptu tracheotomy!

[ It's snowhell okay WEIRDER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED ]

[powersouls]

[Tifa is about to protest, to say something about this totally being a gift too, not a trade, until Angel gets to the tracheotomy part, and her eyebrows go up.]

Uh... I don't know how to do that, anyway.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT...

Anyway...]

We might not see each other again for a while, right? It can be... Something to remember us by.

[Wow, super cheesy. It's just a pen, Tifa.]

[phaseshifter]

Oh, well, you just kinda...

[ She takes the pen (very carefully and delicately) so that she can (carefully and delicately) begin miming stabbing it into someone's throat. CUTE.

Except she kind of realises how weird that is before launching into a detailed description of the process, and just. Puts the pen away. In her coat pocket. Safe and unstabbity. ]

...I mean, um, that... that works. Thank you.

[powersouls]

[Tifa bursts out laughing, because this entire conversation is verging into the ridiculous, just like all of their conversations.]

I think you'd have to be a little more careful than that, right?

[phaseshifter]

Well, um, maybe. Iunno. I've only ever read about it. Maybe I should ask Doctor Epps when we get back?

[ Because, you know. IMPORTANT FIRST AID SKILLS.

Although-- ]

Oh - when he's not busy canoodling with Ginger, I mean.

[ Oh hey just look at the time

It seems to be GOSSIP O'CLOCK ]

[powersouls]

[YES, THIS MAKES HER FEEL NORMAL, she is all for this. Tifa tilts her head a little.]

Ginger? Who's that?

[Canoodling, huh?]

[phaseshifter]

She's - shoot, I forgot her username. Something about flowers? She's blonde, kinda tall, all girly and pretty.

And she and Doctor Epps are completely in love and it is the cutest thing I have ever freaking seen.

[ It's pretty clear that she's been bursting to tell someone about this, from the way she's practically fizzing over. PEOPLE BEING CUTE AND KISSING CUTELY AND STUFF!!! LOVE CONFESSIONS!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! ]

[powersouls]

[Tifa is not a hopeless romantic at all! Totally not. She's just got that goofy smile on her face because Angel is excited, obviously.]

Oh... That's so sweet! Did they meet here?

[phaseshifter]

Yup. Dr. Epps hasn't told me much, but he said he fell in love with her the moment he saw her! Those were his exact words. I still have the texts and everything.

[ Do you want to see the texts Tifa SHE WILL SHOW YOU THE FUCKING TEXTS ]

[powersouls]

[SHE KIND OF DOES WANT TO SEE THE TEXTS, ACTUALLY...

But seriously, that is super cute.]

He really said that? Have they been traveling together a lot?

[phaseshifter]

Really. Isn't that just the sappiest thing you've ever heard? Cute, though.

[ Siiiigh. ♥ ]

And yeah, I think they've been travelling together for a while! They, um - they definitely seem to know each other well, anyway. Wait, I'm not implying that they - or - oh geez.

[powersouls]

[She snickers a little, because ANGEL PLEASE.]

I didn't think Clayton could be so... Romantic.

[He doesn't seem like the type.]

[phaseshifter]

Really? Iunno, I think it fits! What with him being so... erm. Demonstrative?

[ Angel bb the word you're looking for is "thirsty" ]

[powersouls]

[Tifa thinks that's a pretty nice way of saying it. She hums thoughtfully.]

Maybe. He just seemed kind of... Flirty when I talked to him, I guess.

[phaseshifter]

I think that might just be how people are where he comes from? You know, a kind of... politeness thing. I mean, he spent a couple of days unsupervised in a basement with me and never flirted once!

[ which obvs had nothing to do with like

the kidnapping

or the broken arm

or rhys going nuts

or claustrophobia ]

[powersouls]

Uh...

[Angel you precious flower.]

I don't think that's it.

[phaseshifter]

You don't? Oh.

 

 

Well, now he's with Ginger I guess the flirting will stop anyhow! Right?

[powersouls]

[She's tilting her head a little.]

Was he still flirting with you before he and Ginger met?

[WAS HE MAKING HER UNCOMFORTABLE? Important questions!]

[phaseshifter]

Huh? Oh, um, just once. But a lot of people do!

[ wAIT, ]

Wow that sounds. Really conceited. I don't mean it like that, more like it just... seems like a thing here? You must get it a lot too, you're like the prettiest girl here!

[powersouls]

[She wasn't thinking that sounded conceited at all, but then... Welp. She's definitely blushing, and laughing a little.]

No, I'm not! I think you're prettier than me, definitely.

[She says it completely genuinely. SHE JUST THINKS ANGEL IS REALLY PRETTY, OKAY?]

[phaseshifter]

Nuh-uh! You're so cute! And you have really nice hair instead of metal holes in your skull.

[ CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT ONE, ANGEL WINS ]

[powersouls]

[Tifa frowns, reaching out to touch Angel's hair. This is a very serious discussion.]

Your hair is nice, too! I think it's really cute. And your eyes are beautiful!

[Is this really an argument they're having?]

[phaseshifter]

[ Oh hey Angel's getting her tomato impression on twice in one log. A NEW RECORD

Meaning she tugs at her hat and makes vague flustered noises and kind of looks like she's trying to crawl inside her own sweater out of delighted embarrassment. ]

Oh, like yours aren't! This is so dumb, we're so dumb.