[log] The Council of Norfinbury [day 67, semi-closed]

[gtfoourgalaxy]

Characters: Everyone who attends the town hall meeting on Day 67 at Building 28, as well as people who phone in. This is a lot of people.
Location Building 28
Date: Day 67, all day for mingle, around midday for meeting
Summary: Snowbos meet up to talk snowplans.
Warnings: Snowplans may result in swearing. House and Jack are present, with all that implies.



[This is your general mingle log for the day! Start toplevels at your pleasure. Below there will be a toplevel for the actual Council of Snowhell.]

Comments

[canyouhandlethismany]

"Mh... Maybe we could ask them, even if I don't know how much they will be inclined to share."

[circumsutus]

How have you been feeling recently? Any chance you'll drop dead soon?

[canyouhandlethismany]

Definitely not, sorry doc but you will have to wait before performing an autopsy on me.

[circumsutus]

Tell me if you do! I'd love to examine you afterwards.

[canyouhandlethismany]

Oh, of course, I will also make sure to drop dead in front of your building so I will also save you some time- you know, not having to harvest my body and all.

[circumsutus]

How convenient. Do you mind if I put your body to use after I cut it up? Protein sources are hard to come by here.

[canyouhandlethismany]

Cannibalism, mh? Well, aren't you a true prince charming? How could I say no?
Oh, wait...
No.

[circumsutus]

If you drop dead in front of me, you won't be around to complain about cannibalism. It would be selfish to just bury your body.

[Translation: he's going to eat your corpse even if you don't want him to.]

[canyouhandlethismany]

Corpses are collected and brought in places where they can wake up again, who says it's safe to cannibalize someone? A spider might decide to dig a hole in your body to get what's missing from my body.

[circumsutus]

Maybe I'll catch it.

[canyouhandlethismany]

It will probably catch you first.

[circumsutus]

Then that should stall it for long enough to someone else to catch it.

[canyouhandlethismany]

You aren't really taking this whole situation seriously enough, are you?

Well, good luck in being killed by spiders.