[network] @captaininvincible; public survey; Evening 64 [open] [language warning]

[notaquaman]

AUDIO

[This post appears on the network with no preamble and no context. Well, the context isn't terribly hard to figure out, especially for anyone who's already dealt with Nathan since his arrival two mornings past. Seems like this guy just really likes to find reasons to listen to himself talk.]

What would you consider better to use as a lubricant:

A: Soap
or
B: Gel

I'm leaning toward the gel on account of its soothing aloe vera ingredients. But they do say that cleanliness and close to godliness, so one can't rule out the soap. Thoughts? Opinions? I'm asking for a friend.

[A hesitation, and then he decides to ask another question.]

While we're at it, any MacGyver enthusiasts out there with suggestions for the best way to turn baby clothes into something actually useful to keep warm with? I was thinking some sort of cap, but this really isn't cutting it.

Comments

[rattlingthestars]

Why are you worried about my manhood.

[notaquaman]

I'm not worried, you should be worried! Blue balls are a real problem! Ask a doctor, they can tell you!

[rattlingthestars]

[ Number of doctors in Snowhell that Jim would go to with sensitive questions: 0. Actually, expand that number to include number of doctors in the universe, because no. ]

...I don't think that's true.

[notaquaman]

Are you sure? Because you know, if you're not sure and you're wrong you could lose them for good.

[A real positive attitude is exactly what they all need right now.]

[rattlingthestars]

[ Jim is kind of abruptly aware that he's talking about this in a room full of people.

Yes, he certainly is. ]

-I guess that's up to you if you want to freeze, buddy. Good luck with that.

[ Just going to bury himself in couch cushions now. ]

[notaquaman]

Sure thing! And good luck to you with your blue balls!

[What a fun conversation. Looks like Nathan made a friend.]