Nathan Young (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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snowblindrpg2015-12-09 09:33 pm
notaquaman) wrote in snowblindrpg2015-12-09 09:33 pm
[network] @captaininvincible; public survey; Evening 64 [open] [language warning]
AUDIO
[This post appears on the network with no preamble and no context. Well, the context isn't terribly hard to figure out, especially for anyone who's already dealt with Nathan since his arrival two mornings past. Seems like this guy just really likes to find reasons to listen to himself talk.]
What would you consider better to use as a lubricant:
A: Soap
or
B: Gel
I'm leaning toward the gel on account of its soothing aloe vera ingredients. But they do say that cleanliness and close to godliness, so one can't rule out the soap. Thoughts? Opinions? I'm asking for a friend.
[A hesitation, and then he decides to ask another question.]
While we're at it, any MacGyver enthusiasts out there with suggestions for the best way to turn baby clothes into something actually useful to keep warm with? I was thinking some sort of cap, but this really isn't cutting it.
[This post appears on the network with no preamble and no context. Well, the context isn't terribly hard to figure out, especially for anyone who's already dealt with Nathan since his arrival two mornings past. Seems like this guy just really likes to find reasons to listen to himself talk.]
What would you consider better to use as a lubricant:
A: Soap
or
B: Gel
I'm leaning toward the gel on account of its soothing aloe vera ingredients. But they do say that cleanliness and close to godliness, so one can't rule out the soap. Thoughts? Opinions? I'm asking for a friend.
[A hesitation, and then he decides to ask another question.]
While we're at it, any MacGyver enthusiasts out there with suggestions for the best way to turn baby clothes into something actually useful to keep warm with? I was thinking some sort of cap, but this really isn't cutting it.
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Are you censoring me, Cap? I thought you Americans were all about freedom of speech.
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[Nathan's hurt, really! There is an arrow in his heart and Steve put it there. Is it because he made a jab at your home turf? Is that what this is about?]
Who're you to say what kind of nature I have? Hey, I may be a smartass but I'm not a psychopath! Consider this: any kid pops in to hear this, they know to take me as an example for what not to do until they're older, or whatever.
[See, he's helping!]
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I don't think that's really how that's going to work.
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[Because somehow that would be useful to defend yourself with. Throw off your attackers! Confuse them until you have the chance to flee!]