[log] THE BUNKERERERENING [closed]

[phaseshifter]

Characters: Angel, Handsome Jack and Rhys (plus Dumpy)
Location: Building 43 (square I9)
Date: Morning 62 onwards
Summary: Norfinbury's greatest hero Handsome Jack selflessly protects his beloved daughter from the dangers of Norfinbury by shutting her in a basement with no way of contacting the outside world. Oh, and Rhys is there too, he guesses. Whatever.
Warnings: Self-harm! Abuse! Kidnapping! Threats of violence! Handsome Jack!


Wow Louise did a log with an unnecessary cut WHO'D HAVE THUNK IT

Gonna put up starter/s in the comments because this could last for a while

BUCKLE UP, KIDDOS

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[youarethebandits]

[Pff, right. Do you really think he's that stupid, Rhys?]

Hands behind your back.

[Assuming Rhys complies, he'll be tying his wrists just tight enough to constrain without cutting off his circulation.

You probably don't want to think too hard about how he learned to do that so well.

Unless you do. Hey, I'm not judging.]

[phaseshifter]

[ Angel is very determinedly NOT thinking about that and is instead dying a little inside.

That's it, that's the tag. ]

[headjacked]

[ Rhys is thinking about it. Goddammit it. Goddammit all to hell this is not the time/place. Never ever is the time/place.

Whining. Just whining. Turbo fucking whining, increasing in pitch. ]

[youarethebandits]

[RHYS, PLEASE. CONTROL YOUR THIRST.

If Jack notices how red Rhys has gotten, he doesn't acknowledge it in any way. He just finishes the knot and stands up, dusting his knees before turning to Angel.]

Don't untie him, obviously.

[He pats the pocket holding Dumpy, just to make it crystal clear what will happen if she does.]

[phaseshifter]

[ Well. There go those optimistic little thoughts. Thanks, dadbama. ]

Yes, sir.

[ She gives Rhys' back an apologetic look. Hey why are his ears so red oh no is he crying the poor guy ]

[headjacked]

[ Nooooope. Not scooting back around until this shame fades. So not scooting back around ever.

The whining stops, blissfully. Rhys should really, really keep his stupid mouth shut, but he has had his ego battered and broken and he's mad as hell. Mad enough to forget about Dumpy for all of five seconds.

So: ]

Fuck you, Jack.

[youarethebandits]

[He turns sharply back to Rhys, stepping around to face him.]

Language. You're gonna keep your mouth clean around my daughter.

[He pulls Dumpy back out of his pocket.]

I hear you using that kind of vocabulary again, we're gonna see how well this guy handles spending the night in a snowdrift.

[phaseshifter]

[ Oh, look. Time to pipe up again. ]

Then you won't have any leverage to use against me.

[ Except Rhys himself, but. Shush. ]

You - you might want to re-evaluate your priorities. Sir. Since it's nothing I haven't heard before.

[ Meaning wow she heartily endorses that F-bomb. To heck. ]

[headjacked]

Your adult daughter. You --

[ Ffffffffit fizzles in his throat, though, because he can only see this ending in the Dumpy threat being carried out or him getting kicked in the teeth. And he likes his teeth. ]

I'm thinking those kind of words. Loudly. In your direction.

[youarethebandits]

Of course I'll have leverage. Rhys is right here, aren't ya, Rhysie?

[Meaning NO SWEARING. And no talking about Angel being an adult because that's just silly SHE'S HIS INNOCENT LITTLE BABY GIRL god this guy is messed up]

And you can think all you want, nobody cares. Try not to hurt your head too much.

[phaseshifter]

[ Darnit. No - dammit. Angel shoots Jack one last glare before folding her arms and turning her back. ]

I hate you.

[ GUESS WHO ELSE IS THINKING SWEARS WITH ALL HER MIGHT ]

[headjacked]

[ Rhys scoots his way into a corner and wedges himself there, facing one of the walls. ]

She said she hates you. Just in case you couldn't hear it.

[ Old men and their bad ears. Rhys is helping. ]

[youarethebandits]

[Yeah, Jack's not even deigning to acknowledge that. All three of them can just have a fucking terrible night sitting in their own corners not looking at each other. Sounds like the best.]