[network] @PetertheGreat; Video, Electric Boogaloo, Morning 391 [open] cw: death talk

[zunesareawesome]

[It's Peter, bright and cheerful and clearly with a morgue behind him.]

Hey assholes, I'm back! Did you miss me? Of course, you did. Norfinbury was like, the most boring place ever without me, right?

Weirdly enough, it's been awhile? What's been happening?

Anyway, I've been thinking. Suddenly it's all really clear to me now? You know ol' Blue had a really good idea back then and I'm thinkin' I should probably start doing that. Except like, instead of thinking small, let's think big!

I claim all of it? Everything. All of that there? The whole town? [He waves his hand in a vague circle.] That's mine.

I know the whole territory thing didn't go over so well last time but come on, that was like, forever ago. Everybody's been beat down enough that you gotta have stopped like, caring so much by now? At least the smart people should've. We're all gonna die here anyway. I mean, not me, cause clearly I keep coming back.

You pay tribute to me for safe passage, use of resources, food, supplies, songs, y'know, the usual.

Oh hey, I'll take death videos too!

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[sleight_of_fate]

Incredibly horrifying but that's kinda my life.

And, I really hope you don't get to test that. You're too good a guy for this shit, letting it get into your head like this. I know it feels like it's easier but it's really not.

[It's a death price, though, so there's only so much he can say. He is going to take a note from the other conversations going on, though.]

You want something that I promised I'd give you, though? Okay. Sure.

[He looks at Blue, a long, sad look with a smile.

"You remember this one, right? At the bar, with the jukebox?"

He'd gone through his catalogue of songs he can sing from start to finish, before he finally settles on something he thinks Peter will recognize.

Though Peter won't hear Blue's sweet alto as she sings along, he will hear Rhys's familiar husky voice.]

Someone told me long ago, there's a calm before the storm...I know, it's been coming for some time...

When it's over so they say, it'll rain a sunny day, I know shining down like water...

I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain? I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain? Comin' down on a sunny day...

[zunesareawesome]

[Oh man, Peter's gonna treasure this once he's back to normal. That's awesome of you, bro.

But for right now, he just scoffs. What is it with people and music.]

I can't do anything with that! Pshhh.

[Well, actually he might be able to trade it for stuff, but who wants to trade things when you can just take them?]