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[bydefacto]

I don't know, they look sort of like people but they're like shadows.

Punching them in the face doesn't work.

[idkmybffjesus]

What, so you tried punching? [ skeptically: ] With how much conviction?

[bydefacto]

All of it! I have the most powerful rocket punch you've ever seen.

It was a close match! [And by close match he means he touched it and immediately passed out and died.]

[idkmybffjesus]

I'll believe that when I see it. You look like a pretty squirrelly guy, according to this little screen.

[bydefacto]

Says you! I'm really strong. I'm a nation and I'm almost fifty years old.

[idkmybffjesus]

[ a what. also is that really something he wants to ask about. ]

Yeah? Well I'm a stone cutter and over two thousand years old, so that doesn't sound very impressive to me.

[bydefacto]

Really? That sounds pretty boring. I'm a whole nation.

[idkmybffjesus]

I'm also a village idiot, which sounds a whole lot better than being a nation if you ask me.

[bydefacto]

If you're an idiot then that explains everything.

[idkmybffjesus]

If you couldn't tell that one already, then I just don't know what to tell you. I've been honing my craft for years.

[bydefacto]

I could tell. I just didn't wanna say 'cause it'd be rude.