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[genreblindness]

Well there's also the guy who did it, he's here too. Just message @AK I'm sure he'd love to talk about it just as much as I do.

Also I'm pretty sure you're not actually a cop but whatever.

[rubikscomplex]

i've got some handcuffs in my night stand at home
that's close enough to a cop, right?

and the guy who shot you "dead" is here and you want me to have a nice sit down with him?
that's interesting

[genreblindness]

Well I'm not telling you to meet him in person. He doesn't seem to be murdering people anymore but it's probably better not to risk it anyway. Though he's an asshole so I guess the two of you could bond over that.

[rubikscomplex]

so why did he murder you in the first place?

[ And he's using murder in the 'fake murder' sense. ]

i mean, you seem like a really nice guy
i don't want to murder you yet
i'll give it a few days, though
i try not to be swayed too much by first impressions

[genreblindness]

It's a long and really complicated story. But basically what it comes down to is that he's a psycho who thinks killing people will solve his problems.

[rubikscomplex]

i like a good bedtime story
cmon uncle jay!
i wanna hear about your crazy stalker
the one who isn't timmy, i mean

[ Watching both of them get snippy about his assessment of their 'relationship' is probably never going to get old. ]

[genreblindness]

No you really don't. Trust me on that.

[Keeping secrets might not do much good at this point, but that doesn't mean Jay's going to tell just anyone about the crazy people and things that have stalked him. He only shares information with the entire internet, not people he talks with one-on-one.

It totally makes perfect sense if you're him, okay.]

[rubikscomplex]

my therapist said i have trust issues
i'd rather judge myself

[ 'Therapist' being code for 'most of the people I work with.' ]

[genreblindness]

Funny thing I have some trust issues too. Makes me uncomfortable with sharing details about my personal life with total strangers.

[JAY YOU SPENT FIVE YEARS SHARING NOT ONLY YOUR PERSONAL LIFE BUT OTHERS' AS WELL WITH THE INTERNET]

Anyway you probably wouldn't believe it since it's not much more believable than the whole coming back from the death thing.

[rubikscomplex]

we're not total strangers!
jeez, jay
i really thought we might have had something here
knowing you don't return my feelings?
that hurts, man
hurts real bad

but i like fairy tales as much as the next guy
if i'm not going to believe it, why bother hiding it?

[genreblindness]

Yeah rejection always hurts. But hey if you fake die from the pain at least you'll come back as an undead monstrosity so there's always that.

Anyway it doesn't make for a great fairy tale either since it ends with the main character getting shot and waking up in creepy snow hell. You're not missing much.

[rubikscomplex]

we really need to work on your delivery, bro
you can't just give it all away like that
and clearly you've never read the original fairy tales
disney ruined them
trust me
way more small child deaths

[genreblindness]

Idk how well that still fits since I'm not a small child. Also the stuff that happened to me doesn't actually fit well as a fairy tale in the first place. Not a lot of magic and important lessons, just a lot of running around getting stalked by creepy weirdos.

(Tim is not one of the creepy weirdos.)

[(That addendum may or may not be a blatant lie.)]

[rubikscomplex]

there's a creepy weirdo in every crowd, and timmy seems pretty creepy and weird
guys who cover their faces and run off into the woods when they're in a dissociative fugue?
just putting it out there, bro

so who was stalking you if it wasn't timmy
our buddy @ak?

[genreblindness]

You know what also seems creepy and weird? Pretty much everything you're doing here.

So no I'm not telling you anything else. I've already said way too much.

[rubikscomplex]

you've hardly said anything at all, kid
nothing i could glean from your boyfriend
but hey
suit yourself
let me know if timmy does that face-covering thing
take a video
i'd be interested in seeing

[genreblindness]

Sorry, I don't do commissions.

Also he's not my boyfriend btw.

[Meaning yes, he will take a video, because he films literally everything he sees. And House will probably end up seeing it because that is just how Jay's life works.]

[rubikscomplex]

well i wasn't going to pay you
works out great for both of us

and your text says no
but every fangirl out there probably says yes
gotta go with the fangirls
they know what the tim and jay show is really about