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[spoileralert]

Uh, let me see...

I spent some alarmingly pleasant time with Clayface. My boyfriend died. I got myself grounded. I beat up my own team. I made 'running away from home' a yearly tradition. I got to meet the GCPD's head detective. I caused at least a few hundred dollars in property damage, and unknowable riches in emotional damage- that was mostly in the form of lost donuts. My boyfriend came back from the alternate dimension he was zapped to when he didn't actually die. He totally lost perspective and I broke up with him. An evil computer took over his brain and tried to take over first Gotham, then the world probably. Batman came crying to me for help and still managed to be an ass about it. I learned all about an alternate timeline. I saved the day, of course. My boyfriend begged for mercy and I let him drive me off into the sunset to do literally anything but be vigilantes for a while.

I think that hits all the high points.

[clowngirl]

I'd totally binge-watch that!

You're really jumpin' the shark by endin' back up in Tundra Town, though. I mean, you went home. You reunited with your Main Love Interest and set off to live happily ever after!

...It really bites that you're back. [Aaand for the first time, Harley actually considers whether or not a person should be here based on unselfish reasons. Mostly.]

[spoileralert]

I know, right? And I'm pretty sure I'm one personal history away from a free diagnosis.

[ She sighs. ]

Sorry, it's just kind of a lot to take in.

What's been going on with you?

[clowngirl]

Not so much... relatively. We all got kidnapped and put in a jail that didn't really exist for awhile, which was bad. But then we got free and all the red lines went away, which was good! Only problem is I ain't been able to see Mr. J since before it all happened so I just wanna check in on him to make sure he's all hunky-dory. He said he's in the first residential area but we must keep missin' each other 'cause I ain't found him yet. He said he'd find me but I was never one to just wait around...

[spoileralert]

Yeah, Junpei was telling about the red line stuff.

That's a little weird, about the Joker though. Are you sure he really wants to meet up with you?

[clowngirl]

He sure sounded like he missed me...

[spoileralert]

Hmm. Well, try not to worry too much. There's not a whole lot you can do.

[clowngirl]

Right! So where'd you rise from the metaphorical grave? I could do a quick detour if you're close by. Catch up, trade, yadda yadda.

[spoileralert]

I'm at the police station. Is that too far?

[clowngirl]

Can ya make it up to the aquarium?

[spoileralert]

Yeah, of course. I was planning on heading that direction anyway.

[clowngirl]

Meetcha there! I even got some food to share... if ya like mangos.

[spoileralert]

What's not to like?

Save me a stuffed animal if you get there before me.

[clowngirl]

Can do!