Event: Consolidation Theory, Part One and Two

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Characters: red-marked characters
Location: ???
Date: Morning & Day 353
Summary: You wake up in a cell.
Warnings: general horror warnings; please note in subject lines for anything specific that comes up

Consolidation Theory OOC Post
Part Two OOC Post

Comments

[zunesareawesome]

Then is he a robot? An AI? Because normal people would y'know, care!

[Nah. Doesn't help.]

Yes! It's true! I'm like, the toughest guy around here! Just ask anyone!

tougher doesn't look like a real word

[darkincrement]

Careful, Angel might hear you.

[ You'll hurt Dumpy's feelings. Tsk tsk. ]

People are capable of terrible things. People or people who are actually planets

[ Same difference right. Snickering though at him being the toughest guy around. ]

I've seen tougher.

t o u g h e r

[zunesareawesome]

You know what I mean!

[Or people who are half-planet?]

Well, yeah, duh, but this is on a whole 'nother level of pain and suffering. And if he is just this world's incarnation of Darth Vader, then we gotta Luke Skywalker it out of here. And not 'there is still light in you' Luke, the Luke that went all wild rage lightsabery on him.

There is literally no one tougher here than me.

r e h g o u t

[darkincrement]

That you think her robot friend doesn't have feelings?

[ Keeping it up a little longer. Starlord is being a good distraction. ]

I don't know Darth Vader or Luke. [ A beat. ] Stick to anything related to Disney.

[ Not going to tell him that he used to hang out with a Jedi. ]

Please. Even Kesara is tougher than you.

t o . u g. h . er.

[zunesareawesome]

I'm sure her robot friend will get over it!

[...wow, you don't know who Darth Vader or Luke is? Being from a different universe is not an excuse, this is his annoyed face.]

They're only the most awesome movie characters of all time-- [Besides a bunch of others that he loves, but that's also besides the point.]

She is not! She's just a little girl!

ToUgHeR

[darkincrement]

You should go apologize.

[ Go say sorry to the robot child or Angel.

Also he knows what light sabers are at least? ]

Haven't seen any movies.

[ Also just going to laugh at that. ]

Have you met her in person? Go hang out with her and then you'll see.

t u o g e h r

[zunesareawesome]

I'm gonna say...nah.

Y...you haven't seen any movies!? [This is his most shocked voice. He sounds genuinely distressed.] Aw man, your world must have sucked.

What is she, some kind of kid assassin or something?

[darkincrement]

Moving on from making kids cry to deciding what counts as human.

[ Planet dad might be proud ]

It was a desert graveyard. Nothing there but rusted keyblades. [ So it did suck. There wasn't anything there at all. ] I did tell you before I liked finding caves.

[ And thinking about Kesara... ]

You'll find out sooner or later.

[zunesareawesome]

Wow, I never said that?

...yeah, I gotta say that really musta sucked. What's a keyblade? [Sounds disconcerting.]

I probably will. I don't think I'm a target of hers, so we're good.

[darkincrement]

That's what you just did.

Think a giant key, but actually sharp. [ Or it can double as a bludgeon. ]

Not yet, but I can change that. [ ;D ]

[zunesareawesome]

Did not.

...that sounds wicked awesome, actually.

...you tryin' to get me killed, bro? [>:C]

[darkincrement]

Did too. [ Yeah they are devolving into this. ]

You sound worried. Thought she's just a little girl.

[zunesareawesome]

Did not. [Help.]

Well, if she's an assassin, that means she's obviously killed enough people to have a legit assassin business, then I'm in very real danger.

[darkincrement]

You definitely did. [ there's no help

And then he'll just laugh. ]

This is so stupid.

[zunesareawesome]

Did definitely not.

...it kind of is, but it's also a very real concern?

[darkincrement]

They are just exceptions then? Like the countless lives you've taken before?

I'm sure you can pay her not to stab you.

[phaseshifter]

[ from several cells over ]

I HEARD THAT!

[zunesareawesome]

[And yelling back:]

You heard nothing!

[darkincrement]

[ Laughing. BUSTED ]