Event: Consolidation Theory, Part One and Two

[snowblindmods]

Characters: red-marked characters
Location: ???
Date: Morning & Day 353
Summary: You wake up in a cell.
Warnings: general horror warnings; please note in subject lines for anything specific that comes up

Consolidation Theory OOC Post
Part Two OOC Post

Comments

[phaseshifter]

Cool!

[ She says it in that delighted little way she has that makes it sound even dumber coming out of her mouth. You know the one. ]

Now if you want to go full sap, we can make sure we both sleep against this wall when night falls and it'll be just like things usually are. Except... with significantly less drool.

[headjacked]

On your side of the wall, maybe. Y-you just... keep lucking out, don't you.

[ Full sap. He's already snuggling up against said wall, arms hooked around his knees. ]

[phaseshifter]

Hey, think about it. When Miller comes for us, you'll be the one he's too icked out to touch. It's an enviable position.

[ She's smushed against her wall too, obviously. Was this ever in doubt? ]

When you go home, look into manufacturing drool shields. You'll make a fortune.

[headjacked]

You can start -- s-start slobbering too, y'know. If you want to get on my level. Then he won't touch you either.

[phaseshifter]

Not everyone can just - mass produce drool on command, Rhys. That's your very special talent.

[headjacked]

Here's a hot tip from the master -- just. Open your mouth when you sleep.

The saliva floweth freely, as the powers that be intended.

[phaseshifter]

 

 

 

So if someone were to put a strip of macaroni tape over your mouth while you slept, would you stop drooling or just drown? Asking for... a friend.