Event: Consolidation Theory, Part One and Two

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Characters: red-marked characters
Location: ???
Date: Morning & Day 353
Summary: You wake up in a cell.
Warnings: general horror warnings; please note in subject lines for anything specific that comes up

Consolidation Theory OOC Post
Part Two OOC Post

Comments

[phaseshifter]

If you did, I'm gonna have to start charging you cash for future zune top ups. As compensation.

[zunesareawesome]

And I would still gladly pay it.

Speaking of which, I do need a top up.

[His voice trails off. He sounds like he's trying very hard not to sound upset about it.]

They took it, anyway.

[phaseshifter]

You'll get it back. Miller knows you'd storm the place and run his sensitive areas through a freaking paper shredder if not, so I doubt he'd think keeping it is worth the risk.

[ is she even exaggerating tho ]

[zunesareawesome]

...pretty much, yeah. And then beat him dead. And then kill him. And then kill him again.

[You listening, Miller? She is n o t exaggerating.]

[phaseshifter]

That... seems like a slightly excessive amount of killing. Especially if you're doing it by hand - think of how much you'd have to touch him. Ew.

[zunesareawesome]

Excessive? I think you mean, not enough?

And yeah, gross, but I could always stab him with a spear or something. Over and over and over again.

[phaseshifter]

There's no need to go down to his level with gratuitous torture, dude. One death is plenty. Though I... wouldn't complain too loudly if it was a moderately slow or painful one.

[ COMPROMISE!! ]

[zunesareawesome]

One moderately slow and painful death, got it!

I'd even let you have a couple stabs if you'd like. Or at the very least, draw all over his face with a marker.