Event: Consolidation Theory, Part One and Two

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Characters: red-marked characters
Location: ???
Date: Morning & Day 353
Summary: You wake up in a cell.
Warnings: general horror warnings; please note in subject lines for anything specific that comes up

Consolidation Theory OOC Post
Part Two OOC Post

Comments

[fiftheclipse]

Not really. I guess you could stick to the same band, if you want something easy. Don't they have a song that doesn't even have music?

[He'd demonstrate-- because who wouldn't recognize the beat to We Will Rock You?-- but that's a little more enthusiasm than he's willing to show with everyone around.]

But you're the DJ. Why don't you pick?

[zunesareawesome]

Yeah, but we could really get like, an acapella orchestra going if we really wanted to.

Okay then, let's do Stayin' Alive! It's thematically appropriate.

[fiftheclipse]

[It's also going to be an absolute mess of noise.]

Yeah, go for it.

[zunesareawesome]

[You asked for it, bro.

Peter's loud and not-entirely-off-key, jumping straight to the chorus because that's the fun part? And he's trying to walk like John Travolta back and forth in his cell. Someone please stop him.]

--Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' aaaaaaaaliveeeeeee--

[fiftheclipse]

[Oh man. It's hard not to laugh. He'd really only been expecting more stomping and drumming, but this is pretty ridiculous, too.

He won't join in, but the few people who can see into his cell might notice he's actually smiling for a change. It's not the music he really wanted to take away from this, after all. It's the helping at least one person keep their mind off of everything else.]

[zunesareawesome]

[And he gets the whole song and dance routine, all the way up to the end of the song. But hey. If he can make someone else smile, that's what matters, right?

He's panting a little, not realizing that this has actually helped himself, rather.]

...how's that? Pretty awesome, right?

[fiftheclipse]

Yeah. Pretty great.

[Kind of awful, actually, but whatever works, right? Maybe they can even annoy their captor into releasing them.]

Got any others?

[zunesareawesome]

Yeah! [He is pretty great, isn't he?]

Oh man, an actual encore? [You're the best audience, bro.

You are now going to be treated to back-to-back performances of Hotel California, Eye of the Tiger, and O-o-h Child.]

[fiftheclipse]

[Ohgod what has he done.]

[zunesareawesome]

[Please accept your victory, Junpei.]

[fiftheclipse]

[He'll be strong. He'll only regret it on the inside. But he's fairly certain another encore might get him lynched later on, so there won't be any more requests.

You be you, Quill.]