zunesareawesome: (Eye roll)

[personal profile] zunesareawesome 2018-04-23 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Out-of-tune?

[Because that's what he's most insulted by here.]

I am never out of tune.

[And then he strikes up a loud rendition of a slightly-off key Southern Nights. And look, if he succeeds in making him mad enough that he can actually break out and in return break him out, that's a win, right? Presumably avoiding slit throats.]

Southern nights
Have you EVER felt a southern night?
Free as a BREEZE
NOT to mention the TREES--
bywolves: (could you stop.)

[personal profile] bywolves 2018-04-23 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Peter will hear Royce kicking his barrier in frustration. ]

Ugh. You are the worst thing that could've happened. [ Royce grumbles loudly, covering his ears. ] I hope you know how long I can hold a grudge.
zunesareawesome: (mischievous)

[personal profile] zunesareawesome 2018-04-23 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[He stops singing long enough to add:]

I'll take that as a compliment. And I'm so scared. [Well, he was, just not of cell neighbors.] Better add 'plus one grudge' to my list of things to watch out for.
bywolves: (hnnnn distance.)

[personal profile] bywolves 2018-04-23 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Please. Like I'd go after you. [ No, if he was really going to hold a grudge... ] I know you hero types well enough that you don't get upset until we go after the people you like.
zunesareawesome: (not a good day)

[personal profile] zunesareawesome 2018-04-23 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[And suddenly his good humor's gone and he sounds dead serious.]

Is that a threat? You goin' after my friends?
bywolves: (laughing)

[personal profile] bywolves 2018-04-23 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And that actually gets Royce to laugh, though it's weak. ]

No, I'm not. [ Chuckle. ] I'm saying I know your type well enough, is all. I'd like to think I'm not petty enough to punish you for being an idiot.
zunesareawesome: (HUH)

[personal profile] zunesareawesome 2018-04-24 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
You'd like to think? That still sounds vaguely-threat-like, bro.
bywolves: (ooh girl that ain't flattering)

[personal profile] bywolves 2018-04-24 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
It is vaguely threat-like. Congratulations. You've figured it out.
zunesareawesome: (Dude!)

[personal profile] zunesareawesome 2018-04-24 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Still counts as a threat. I'm treatin' it as a threat.
bywolves: (that's what you're wearing...)

[personal profile] bywolves 2018-04-24 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. And what are you going to do about it?
zunesareawesome: (This 3)

[personal profile] zunesareawesome 2018-04-25 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[Hmm.]

Threaten you back?
bywolves: (you're going to regret that.)

[personal profile] bywolves 2018-04-25 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure. Hit me with your best shot.
zunesareawesome: (I hate everything)

[personal profile] zunesareawesome 2018-04-26 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
I will...punch you in the face once we get out of here.
bywolves: (that's what you're wearing...)

[personal profile] bywolves 2018-04-28 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Don't make promises you can't keep.
zunesareawesome: (Brow furrow)

[personal profile] zunesareawesome 2018-04-28 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, buddy, I'm keepin' this promise.
bywolves: (ehh?)

[personal profile] bywolves 2018-04-30 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Whether Peter can see it or not, Royce gives him a lazy, half-assed salute. ]