Event: Consolidation Theory, Part One and Two

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Characters: red-marked characters
Location: ???
Date: Morning & Day 353
Summary: You wake up in a cell.
Warnings: general horror warnings; please note in subject lines for anything specific that comes up

Consolidation Theory OOC Post
Part Two OOC Post

Comments

[notaquaman]

I know this, like, celebrity attorney back home, yeah? I think she can make people disappear.

[Like, she's kind of fucking terrifying.]

Or maybe she's just an agent. I don't know. She covered up my sordid past so why not cover up...an entire other human being?

[phaseshifter]

Sounds legit to me. And if she's so good at covering things up, maybe she'll throw in some clothes that aren't weird clingy jumpsuits?

[ THE DREAM ]

[notaquaman]

I'm sure she's gotta know someone in charge of wardrobe.

[But, God, he feels the sentiment, Angel. He feels it.]

If we had to be put into onesies they could've at least been pajamas.

[phaseshifter]

Footie pajamas. Ones that actually fit! Animal hoods optional, but encouraged.

[ She is very very firm about this. And wants a bunny hood, kthx. ]

[notaquaman]

Ah shit, yeah! Good call. I wonder what animals we'd get assigned.

[He'd be a fucking skunk.]

[phaseshifter]

Something fluffy for you, obviously. What's the Earth animal with the most floof?

[ IRISH WATER SPANIEL THO I mean, ]

[notaquaman]

An alpaca?

[Maybe?]

One of those fancy chickens?