[log] this is a bad idea!!! [closed]

[notaquaman]

Characters: David, Dio, and Nathan. Oh God.
Location: The Police Station and maybe the Aquarium.
Date: Days 331 and 332
Summary: Three people who have no business traveling together are traveling together.
Warnings: Assholery.

((ooc: make your own toplevels!))

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Police Station

[jmencalisse]

1. Arrival

[The layout is different from his own workplace and of course so much smaller than the station in Montréal; but it's eerily familiar in so many ways, like a miniature showcase of an idea of a police station almost. And everything rings home. The desks, the doors, even the cells... For the first time David feels something like a shiver running down his spine, something like a maybe. Maybe this is real, maybe all of this is really happening and--

Fuck no. It's not real. It can't be.

But he pokes around at the station, searching the cabinets, even the ones that are clearly empty. Or maybe he just wants to linger in this place because it's the most familiar thing he has come across so far. Only it's frustrating and enraging and kicks one of the chairs across the room, swearing.] Ciboire de tabernacle, m'a t'en crisser un... [And so on, and so forth.]


2. Later/Slip-up

[He's lost in thought. Granted, it doesn't happen often - or doesn't seem to happen often - but as he takes another moment to study the red souvenir from the pit on the palm of his hand he finds himself fiddling with the wedding band hanging from a chain around his neck and absent-mindedly pressing it to his lips. Here be some actual emotion? Maybe??]

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[notaquaman]

[Because Nathan doesn't know when to leave well enough alone, he chooses the time that David seems the most lost in thought to approach him. And...say something rude and insensitive, which is great.]

Holy shit!

[Having appeared, he points directly at the wedding band David's playing with.]

Someone actually married your ugly mug?

[jmencalisse]

[... Nathan, why don't you fuck right off. David lets the band drop back down and glares at him.]

Sure did. Let me do the sex with them, too. That's when two people...

[He's rocking his hips back and forth a couple of times in demonstration before letting his arms fall back at his side, rolling his eyes.]

One day when you're big and strong someone will come along for you, too.

[notaquaman]

[See, he could fuck right off, or his grin could jut widen.]

So same-sex marriage is legal where you come from, yeah? How progressive!

[jmencalisse]

[You little shit.]

So is punching smartasses in the face.

[Technically it's not but it's a rule David likes to break more often than not.] You want to see progressive?

[notaquaman]

[Failing to contain his laughter, Nathan throws his hands up in surrender.]

Alright now, calm down! I was only joking. There's no need to make things personal. I'm sure you have a lovely family.

Aquarium

[notaquaman]

[Nathan is feeling more comfortable after the first day. By comfortable, we here mean that he really wants a distraction other than sulking around on his tablet and being a general, somewhat antisocial shithead. So, he presents a distraction. And by presents we also here mean that he slams down a pile of three boxes in front of which ever of his traveling buddies he finds first.]

Let's play a game, shall we?

[He rubs his hands together. The boxes look like general knock-offs of Battleship, Checkers, and Life.]