fiftheclipse: (11988677)

[personal profile] fiftheclipse 2018-03-01 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Not really. I'm into girls.
jmencalisse: (02)

[personal profile] jmencalisse 2018-03-01 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure some are into you, too.
fiftheclipse: (12097250)

[personal profile] fiftheclipse 2018-03-02 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
That's not the problem.
jmencalisse: (11)

[personal profile] jmencalisse 2018-03-02 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, don't sell yourself short. I bet they dig the metrosexual style you've got going for yourself. It's very Cosmopolitan.

[Looking back towards the pit.

Why not jump? Maybe he could do a flip.]
fiftheclipse: (12051213)

[personal profile] fiftheclipse 2018-03-02 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh. You probably say that to all the guys who look better than you.
jmencalisse: (07)

[personal profile] jmencalisse 2018-03-07 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolutely. They usually need the boost for their sad emo psyche.
fiftheclipse: (12096166)

[personal profile] fiftheclipse 2018-03-07 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Unlike the guy who was thinking about jumping. Sure. Whatever, man.
jmencalisse: (02)

[personal profile] jmencalisse 2018-03-07 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
... Touché, asshole.

[He can't even be mad. That was a good one.]
fiftheclipse: (11991065)

[personal profile] fiftheclipse 2018-03-07 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
You kinda set yourself up for it.