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[devoutish]

Who did you murder, then?

[If you have a criminal past, Nathan, he's definitely curious.]

[notaquaman]

probation worker

[It was in self-defense, an accident, and also he was really just an accomplice but it also happened twice so??? Let him pretend he's a badass.]

[devoutish]

Purposefully?

[notaquaman]

more or less

[Be a pal, Alfie.]

[devoutish]

'More or less'.

[notaquaman]

its a valid response 2 a very complicated situation!!!

[devoutish]

You can't expect to impress me with it if you won't give details,
mate.

[notaquaman]

impress who's trying 2 impress?
i'm just stating facts

[No he's totally trying to act like he has street cred. He's so embarrassing.]

so there was this storm yeah?
and our probation worker goes totally mental and he's got an axe
so we bash his head in
job done

[devoutish]

And you threw the body where, in a well?

[notaquaman]

we buried him under a flyover
wait how is that relevant?

[devoutish]

We've moved on to questions of pure curiosity, now.

[notaquaman]

fair enough

[He would probably also be curious. And fuck, it's not like anyone can report him to the police when they're all from different worlds.]

[devoutish]

You're serious about wanting to be a runner?

[notaquaman]

course i am! u kno what they say
abt the devil and idle hands
all work and no play makes nathan a dull boy
or in this case no work and no play either

[devoutish]

And do you understand the sorts of things I might do if you fuck things up?

[notaquaman]

i'm assuming the long and short of it is that i'd be in 4 a whole fucking world of hurt

[devoutish]

You would be, yes.

[notaquaman]

don't mean 2 brag or nothing but
i'm kind of a professional when it comes 2 suffering thru extraordinary amounts of pain

[It really is basically nothing to brag about.]

private

[devoutish]

What I'm telling you is that you shouldn't want to test it. Maybe I wouldn't beat you up. Maybe I'd do something you'd like far less.

Be careful, is what I'm saying. Know what you're getting into.

@Wayne, audio

[gothamiteknight]

[Well. Not the police.]

Did they try to attack you first? Your probation officer?

[notaquaman]

curious abt my autobiography mr wayne?

[gothamiteknight]

Just concerned, mostly.

[notaquaman]

no need 2 worry abt little ol me
i'm a sweet and innocent little lamb who just happens 2 have a sordid past

[gothamiteknight]

Oh good. So the murder was just a one-time thing, then.

[His voice is dry. The dryest of dry.]

[notaquaman]

hey u weren't there u don't know what happened
i could tell u the whole complicated story but i swear man
u'll just think im taking a piss

[He already kind of sounds like he is but...]