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[mrcreamsicles]

fair enough
you got any questions about the rest or should i let you go here

[mrcreamsicles]

karkat and the cat

[mrcreamsicles]

no shit
a talking constellation an alien and an orange half bird
why do you think we stick together so much
working out a worthwhile act takes practice andersen
and we still dont have our costumes ready

[mrcreamsicles]

congrats on your low standards
do you even care about the act andersen
do you even appreciate the talent were pouring into this
cirque du potato lays doesnt perform for that kind of lukewarm passion

[mrcreamsicles]

[Goddamnit.]

and there it goes
you had things going just fine
vehicle on the road top speed making good time
but right there you just had to swerve and slam it through three lanes of traffic into a brick wall
you didnt even use your turn signal
stop fussing over me
im fine

[mrcreamsicles]

if i need somebody to fuss ive got someone for the job
ok
its not you
fuck off

[Not that he's been the most communicative with that someone the past couple days, but details. Emotional openness is for CHUMPS and people who aren't terrified of abandoning the ideals they were raised with.]

[mrcreamsicles]

only like a paranoid grandfather
you make your whole source of entertainment out of being the nosy next door neighbor
the busybody old man who cant live and let live
your grass is too long
there are weeds in your flower bed
and when are you going to trim that bush
im going to salt your entire yard at 3 am old man

[mrcreamsicles]

there is
but i loosened the screws on my middle of the night lawn seasoning jaunt
enjoy your new pile of busted slats

[mrcreamsicles]

i take that as an open invitation to wake you by aggressively cawing from your roof at 5 am each morning

[mrcreamsicles]

do you think i cant catch them
im gonna build a nest up there and raise them as my own

[mrcreamsicles]

bro
andersen
you werent here the time i had an egg obsession
i carried a whole carton around and named all twelve of them
dont doubt my familial devotion

[mrcreamsicles]

im half bird
what do you expect
i made them a nice soft quiet nest in the library i dont need your human judgment

[Don't ask him that.]

[mrcreamsicles]

this was months ago anyway
they got smashed on accident
it was tragic