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[mrcreamsicles]

there is
but i loosened the screws on my middle of the night lawn seasoning jaunt
enjoy your new pile of busted slats

[mrcreamsicles]

i take that as an open invitation to wake you by aggressively cawing from your roof at 5 am each morning

[mrcreamsicles]

do you think i cant catch them
im gonna build a nest up there and raise them as my own

[mrcreamsicles]

bro
andersen
you werent here the time i had an egg obsession
i carried a whole carton around and named all twelve of them
dont doubt my familial devotion

[mrcreamsicles]

im half bird
what do you expect
i made them a nice soft quiet nest in the library i dont need your human judgment

[Don't ask him that.]

[mrcreamsicles]

this was months ago anyway
they got smashed on accident
it was tragic

[mrcreamsicles]

it wasnt on purpose
i got tackled into the snow
knocked unconscious
its kind of hard to avoid landing on your carton of chicken eggs when you cant tell which way youre even tumbling toward the snow