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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2017-11-12 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
bro
andersen
you werent here the time i had an egg obsession
i carried a whole carton around and named all twelve of them
dont doubt my familial devotion
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2017-11-12 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
im half bird
what do you expect
i made them a nice soft quiet nest in the library i dont need your human judgment


[Don't ask him that.]
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2017-11-12 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
this was months ago anyway
they got smashed on accident
it was tragic
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2017-11-12 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
it wasnt on purpose
i got tackled into the snow
knocked unconscious
its kind of hard to avoid landing on your carton of chicken eggs when you cant tell which way youre even tumbling toward the snow