[network] @magenta2; audio; day 225 [open]

[himalayanyeti]

Hey, it's me. Magenta. You may know me as the man who is absolutely not a vampire, thank you very much--which, by the way? All of you are assholes. Especially you, House. Fuck you, House, and fuck the horse you rode in on, too.

--But, um, anyways.

Not to sound alarmin', but I was curious as to the general weapons situation around here. I haven't been able to find anythin' good, at least, but I've heard people talk about knives and hammers and other shit like that. Eyes on the prize, though: anyone found any guns?

[Magenta pauses to apparently cough up his entire respiratory system, from the sounds of it.]

I don't care if they work or not...hell, I don't even care if they're in one piece. There's too few guns for this place and all its...bullshit to function. Bullets, even. Just some evidence that stuff was once here. I don't fuckin' think I'll get my Peacemaker back, but this has been botherin' ol' Magenta for awhile, and I reckon it's prob'ly botherin' someone else out there, too.

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[himalayanyeti]

It's a shame about the guns, but, um...well. A vampire is, like, a big ol' dead fucker that eats your blood and doesn't keep a reflection. House and them had me all convinced I was one!

[bywolves]

[ what even, house ]

What did you do to make him try to spread that rumor?

[himalayanyeti]

I don't know! It just seems like he doesn't like me, for some reason. Whatever. He's an asshole, anyways.

[bywolves]

He is, yes. You won't find many people saying that out loud without some sort of excusing it away, however.

[himalayanyeti]

Why is that, then? Do people actually like him? Jesus. Like, he's funny, I guess, but a real pain in the ass in literally every other category.

[bywolves]

He's barely even funny. [ Scowling!! Not that it can be seen, but it can definitely be heard. ] People look at him and see a charity case. A man who only needs a friend to stop being a misanthropic piece of trash. I don't have any interest in charity cases.

[himalayanyeti]

Too much work for me! He's just plain mean, but I don't know. Maybe someone can get him to stop bein' such a piece of shit, but I really don't think it can be done. Wanna put money on it?

...Or, not money, but somethin'.

[bywolves]

I'd put money against it, but I also don't make bets that I'm not sure I'm going to win.

[himalayanyeti]

Ah, so you think there's a chance? I don't know if I do, really--ain't room for anyone in his head 'cept himself, I reckon.