snowblindrpg | [network] Event: Long & Lost [NIGHT 217]

Pretty sure I'm allowed to like whoever I want. Wouldn't be the first time I've told him to suck it.

And what would your friends think, knowing you like a Batkid? You gotta toe the company line, Harl.

Yeah, ya are. And they wouldn't be surprised. I think they know I always kinda liked you all.

Hell, Red's even seen me lay a smooch on Batsy! He wasn't the best kisser, but hey! I chalk that up to surprise on his part. At least, I hope so for Kitty's sake!

[ She sticks her tongue out in an exaggerated "yick" expression. ]

Maybe save your kisses for someone whose face moves. Like, Superman maybe. I'll bet that wouldn't be like kissing a statue. [ She remembers their brief Pamela talk, and adds: ] Or Wonder Woman. I wonder what it's like to kiss a demigod.

Are ya kiddin' me? Superman would be such a borin' kisser! The guy's practically a boyscout! I bet the only kisses he's every gotten are from his momma!

[she chuckles, before considering.]

Wonder Woman's definitely a babe. An' Powergirl. Heck, Batgirl's pretty cute, but I try ta not mix business n' pleasure.

[whoops.]

He's gotten at least one from Wonder Woman, and it certainly looked juicy.

[ She is such a snoop. Fortunately they're broken up now so it's not a security issue to dish on them. ]

Batgirl's pretty cute, if you're into that kind of thing. Not really my type. Now if Selina was ten years younger...

[ How did they reach this point, what has happened to Steph's life ]

Oh reaaaaaaaaally? Do tell!

[cape gossip is probably the best thing to happen to this wretched snow hell.]

Ya'd have to compete for attention with Kitty's cats! But...yanno...Okay, whaddabout this?

[harley has had an Idea.]

FMK. Uhhh. That green alien guy in the Justice League. Killer Croc, aaaaaaaaand....Calendar Man!

[ She makes SUCH a face. ]

Calendar Man, really? God, fine.

Screw the Martian, because he's a shapeshifter, and yes please. Marry Calendar Man I guess, and kill Croc. Nothing against him personally, I'd just rather have a whimp husband if it has to be someone grody either way.

Your turn. Superman, Booster Gold, and... ooh, Doctor Fate.

Damn, girl, we started with Supes, an' now we're scrapin' the bottle of the barrel! I feel like all a' the capes outside Gotham kinda suck, unless they're Supes, so whatever. Let's roll.

[harley snickers, and then pauses to weigh her options. this is Serious Business.]

Okay. All right. Marry Supes, because I don't wanna be hitched ta some C-Lister. Fuck Booster Gold, because ya can actually kinda see his face. And murder Doctor Fate's ass, that mask is ridiculous.

Hmmm. Okay, okay.

Professah Crane, The Brain, and, uh....Negative Man.

I was aiming for the worst of the worst.

[ It's significantly harder with heroes than bad guys. ]

This is why you're a villain, Harley.

Screw Negative Man. I'm reasonably sure that wouldn't kill me. Kill Crane, because if I don't he'll drug me in my sleep. Which means I'm marrying the Brain, I guess.

Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman. The big three.

I'm a riot at slumber parties! An' Professah Crane is a perfectly nice guy!! He's like a second dad ta me!

[harley pauses and reevaluates her statement.]

Okay, maybe more like a weird uncle. But he's a sweetheart, really!

Marry Batman! I know he cares about me, even if we ain't in love or nothin'. He's a good guy!! Hey, does that make me your stepmom? Go to your room!!

An', uh....screw Wonder Woman, kill Supes. I get to brag that I killed Superman! I mean, how rad is that?

Anyway. Uh. How's about...oh!! I got it.

[she smirks. oh, boy.]

Studly, Maggie, an'....uh....Batsy. Okay, I couldn't think of a third from Snow Hell.

[for those just tuning in, that's House, Magenta, and...Batman. Good luck, there, Steph.]

Edited (i forgot to igve steph an fmk) 2017-03-22 07:14 (UTC)

That would require Batman being my dad, and that's a big No Thanks.

[ But whatever. ]

You know I have a boyfriend. One my age? Who doesn't make me genuinely nauseous to think about having sex with him?

[ Can she choose none of the above, she chooses none of the above. ]

I didn't know ya had a guy! What's he like?

[she loves romance...she truly, truly does. and the idea of there being romance in such a hopeless place as here...ah, it warms her heart!!]

Does he live here? In Snow Hell? Or, uh, is he from back home?

Ooh, can I guess? Is it Nightwing? I know he tries to be all independent an' stuff, but he's definitely a Batbrat!

It's not anyone from home. His name is Zach, and he's great.

Wait, but don't ya wanna get everyone back home? How's that gonna work out, kid?

Not everyone wants to go back to their own home.

[ And she intends to send everyone where they want to go! But that opens a whole can of fear-worms. ]

I'm afraid we're not going to have a choice. I'm afraid once we leave this place I'll never see my friends again. Or worse, not be able to remember them.

Oh.

[she contemplates, biting her lip just a bit.]

Does what happens here really matter that little, ya think? Ta the universe, or universes?

...Least if we lost our memories, we would be way less susceptible to PTSD. Not that we pro'ly don't already have it.

I don't even know if what happens here is real.

I don't think I'd even mind a little PTSD if it meant I was sure about something.

Does it make it better or worse if it's real? I mean, I'm terrified by things that ain't real all the time. Wouldn't make anything any better if it were.

I don't know. Better, I think. I've made friends here. I don't want to lose that.

That's pretty noble of ya. I mean, I dunno. There's a lotta memories I wouldn't forget, so I guess I can understand ya. They're all I've got.

I've lost too friends already, even before here.

[ She thinks of Becky and fresh tears from her eyes. ]

...Hey, kiddo. It's gonna be okay.

[she senses some sadness, and that won't do. harley would put a comforting hand on her shoulder, if she could, but...]

[ She wipes furiously at her eyes. ]

God, I wish I wasn't such a crybaby.

We're in one heckuva situation, kiddo. Don't beat yourself up about it.

You can say that, but I'm still gonna.

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