[network] Event: Long & Lost [NIGHT 217]

[snowblindmods]

it's been so long between the words we spoke
will you be there up on the shore, I hope

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[godsspeed]

Okay.

[ He still really doesn't understand, but Caboose seems so sure of his answer that it seems wise to just accept it. ]

So your concern is that these draculas will take your teeth away without giving adequate reparations?

[blueteamsproblem]

Yes. They - they do not make repair-ations on them at all. They stay rotten, and broken. So you just have to mash food with the - with your gums, so you can only eat things that are soft, like. Like mud! And ice cream. But only the bad flavours.

They are evil.

[godsspeed]

What benefit do the draculas receive from this? Are humans who only eat mud and bad ice cream their preferred prey?

[blueteamsproblem]

Y...es.

[ Read: Caboose doesn't know, but if this guy thinks that makes sense then it's probably right. And making a wild guess at the very real preferences of very real draculas is better than looking like an idiot who doesn't know things.

Because he defs isn't one of those.

Nuh-uh. ]

But not just humans! Aliens too. Well, it - they - aliens maybe have alien draculas, which are... maybe worse. But also the same.