[network] Event: Long & Lost [NIGHT 217]

[snowblindmods]

it's been so long between the words we spoke
will you be there up on the shore, I hope

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[phaseshifter]

Well, yeah. But he doesn't know th--

[ wAIT, ]

Oh my god. You didn't.

[headjacked]

I WAS DRUNK.

[phaseshifter]

SO WAS I, BUT I STILL MANAGED TO NOT SPILL THE JACK-WAS-INSIDE-YOU THING.

 

Did kinda tell him I'm Jack's daughter, though. Little bit.

[headjacked]

YOOOOU HYPOCRITE.

'Ladies, please. You're both sloppy drunks'.

[phaseshifter]

THAT'S DIFFERENT. I WAS SCHMOOZING AND SHUT UP JACK.

[headjacked]

'It's a free hellish apocalypse, girl.'

What, did we lose name privileges at some point?

[ Consider Rhys successfully baited. Jack just shrugs. ]

[phaseshifter]

Dude. Don't rise to it. Just treat the AI as impersonally as he treats you. Simple.

[ Jacktantrums are such old news, Rees. GET USED TO EM. ]

[headjacked]

He makes it so HARD.

[ Jack snorts and waggles his itty bitty eyebrows. ]

'The AI. Way to unperson me. And I thought you CARED about us!'

[phaseshifter]

He makes-- oh, dude, gross. TMI.

[ Step one: ignore Jack. Step two: innuendo in the presence of Jack. TEASING RHYS IS JUST A BONUS. ]

[headjacked]

'TMI, that's what I thought! Look, honeysuckle, you know I don't think of you like -'

[ Rhys seems to ageee, with the way he's kicking at Angel and EWWing. ]

[phaseshifter]

Dude, you said it. Don't blame me for things that you could'v-- quit kicking!

[ Kicking back would be super immature. Swatting like a five year old is fine, tho. Jack even gets a Look for "honeysuckle!" SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE. ]

[headjacked]

[ KICK KICK this kick train ain't have no end!!

Jack cackles, both at this stupid(ly adorable, Christ these are children) display and the Daughter Look. ]

You're not supposed to have a dirty mind!

[phaseshifter]

Says who? I can -- stop it! -- spout unbridled filth like any other adult. Geez, if you saw some of my chats with Steph you would curl up and die.

[ A minor exaggeration. BUT SHUT UP OK SHE'S TRYING HER BEST TO BE A DIRTMONGER

EAT IT HYPERMANS!! ]