[network] Event: Long & Lost [NIGHT 217]

[snowblindmods]

it's been so long between the words we spoke
will you be there up on the shore, I hope

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"red is my best gal pal" :)

[loveismadness]

aw, maggie, that's really sweet!!!

[romance always helps harley feel a little bit better. it's nice knowing that it ain't over for everyone out there!]i know how that feels, to have ur partner ignore u for their big plans. my ex was all abt bein showy and makin a splash. he really just wanted people to appreciate his jokes, yanno? it just got a little too far, some of the time.

and then red...she's a real smart gal, but even when she got wrapped up in rainforests and savin the plants and stuff, she would always take care a me. she's my best friend

Just Gals Bein' Pals

[himalayanyeti]

she sounds nice at least. not a big fan of plants personally but hey whatever youre into. i reckon you dont need him anymore if youve got her. take the plant BY THE HAND and nevr look back. thats what i did. except without all the plants

big plans are fine but its abit tiring after awhile. jokes and manhatten and all of it. maybe i just wanna chill

none pun intended

FCUK i fell asleep b4 i could fix the formatting

[loveismadness]

she's nice but he gets real mad at me if i mess up her plants or do somethin stupid but she always forgives me n stuff

it's really nice!!!!! but. yeah. i kinda wish i would pick someone who wants to settle down n raise the hyenas and stuff but i guess that aint the life for me, or it would happen. i dunno. i just. wanna chill, yeah

and always intend puns, maggie. always

[himalayanyeti]

yeah dio is kind of that way too. real picky n proud about his shit. she does sound super nice though! maybe shell end up here someday. but i hope not cause its bad here and not a good place for nice people

settle down!!! thats what i mean. the constricktions of my job mean i cant settle too much but i would like to even a little. thought i dont think

wait

"raise the hyenas"??????????

[loveismadness]

she's nice, but she's a lil stingy. and she doesnt like it when i watch cartoons all day n eat sugary cereal, but red always takes care a me!! she owuld hate it here, tho, she likes green and plants and warm and its white and cold and snowy here :(

and yeah! raise the hyenas!! my babies!! they're the best <3 <3 <3 <3

[himalayanyeti]

well fuck that i suppose you can eat all the sugar you want. youre grown (?) and dont need to answer to nobody except probably the president. and even then the president might be a prick you just never know

WHERE DO YOUGE T HYENAS THOUGH ?? Where

and

Why

[loveismadness]

yeah im grown, but ya should never ask a lady her age!!

i dunno, i think i broke 'em outta the zoo. its been a while, and ive broken my babies out of so many zoos. i think they suit me! theyre good boys

oh, im so worried about them.......

[himalayanyeti]

im sure hyenas can take care of themselves wherever they are. what the fuck. what the FUCK that's so cool? ive never met a hyena but i used to have a dog.

honestly i would bet hyenas are a good replacement for sir fuckup jokes the ex

[loveismadness]

oh they're just the sweetest!! my hyenas r my babies and i love them 2 pieces

i got them with my ex :( but i think they like me better!!

[himalayanyeti]

HA that's nice. now youve got two big puppies on your side if you ever run into him. do hyenas eat people or am i thinking of something else

i mean

anything with enough teeth can eat a people i think

[loveismadness]

i dont have htem with me :( theyre back home as far as i know
but they dont attac him unless i really want them too....the babies have known both of us since they were little...

aw....i miss them...
anyway yeah ive seen a giant croc man brag about eatin people but idk he might have just been talkin it up
arkham sure is a trip

[himalayanyeti]

aw...poor babies. i reckon someone's taking care of them wherever they are at least. maybe theyre taking care of themselves like in a childrens book or something stupid like that. letting the dogs run free or whatever

and that sounds COOL AT SHIT where do i get that many teeth for eating folks. i feel like id need a lot of teeth for that. but i want to eat someone

you know

just so i can say i did it

[loveismadness]

i sure hope someone is! maybe red would...i think they probably got sent back to the gotham zoo anyway when i got sent to arkham

theyre probably ok

my uh colleague who claims 2 have eaten ppl is like. he looks kind of like a crocodile and he has really sharp teeth

but
maybe
don't eat people.
idk.
Maybe dont. we'll see.

[himalayanyeti]

your friend sounds COOL i want his SHARP TEETH

not his teeth specifically unless hes donating but. i dont know. i feel like eating people is the ultimate power. you dont like what someone says? just fucking eat them

im not planning on it im just saying

(cw: CANNIBALISM?? MENTION)

[loveismadness]

he's pretty cool i guess

eating people is not the ultiimate power please don't go down this road like
listen pal
if someone dies and ya need ta eat here in snow hell hey i won't judge im sure people here have the other white meat all the time

but like
i cant stress this enough
once u eat a man u can never go back

still...cannibalism

[himalayanyeti]

hold on

hold it

right there.

lee are you telling me you have ate a person

Cannibalism Is Here

[loveismadness]

no maggie i have nOT eatne a person

but like i said i know a guy!!! an he said its never the same after youve eaten someone
also
i was a shrink!!! i studied abnormal psychology

DO
NOT
EAT
A
HUMAN
PERSON

merry cannibalism

[himalayanyeti]

you were a SHRINK i thought you were a criminal. i cant believe this. all my hopes and espectations have been broke

anyways

what are you going to do

stop me

gimme a c, gimme a hannibal, take away the h what does that spell

[loveismadness]

EXCUSE U MAGGIE I WAS BOTH

i was a shrink and then i was a criminal its a surprisingly common transition to make

an
no but
i am gonna
strongly encourage it

dont eat a people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

annibalc

[himalayanyeti]

is it really...ive never heard of that but ill take your word for it doc. maybe you can help me through my issues. got a couch i can gently lie down on

and fine fine

i wont eat a people. i GUESS.

labinnac

[loveismadness]

id be thrilled 2, but i warn you! ive lost my medical license!!

the first thing we're workin on is this whole cannibalism issue though we need ta talk about that. what first brought it to mind, maggie

can-i-balism

[himalayanyeti]

well i thought that was a given, i dont ever hear of many criminals that actively practice medicine. even shrinks. i suspect that criminals dont have normal jobs and thats why theyre criminals

what first brought it to mind was you talking about your dogs. i dont know. i just thought itd be neat

which i almost just wrote as meat

what starts with a c and ends with an m? calm. also cannibalism

[loveismadness]

ah, you'd be surprised. most everyone is cookin the books in some way or another

it would be. somethin yeah

lets get off the usbject of eatin people, whaddaya say

NO MORE CANNIBALISM

[himalayanyeti]

yeah sounds great to me

though i would like to keep talking. im kind of scared and its nice to have someone to chat with even if its about silly shit

[loveismadness]

thats a ok! so how do you feel about pets? are u a goldfish kinda guy or what