[EVENT] Lavender's Blue [open]

[snowblindmods]

Characters: anyone and everyone
Location all around town
Date: Night 180
Summary: Kill the sinners or run for your lives.
Warnings: Horror, potential gore and death. Please note more specific warnings in subject lines!

close we will live, dilly dilly
and when we die
both in one grave, dilly dilly
close we will lie

Comments

[harlequinofhate]

[Joker stops crawling when he finally is able to wrap his fingers around the haft of the fireplace poker. Its weight is familiar in his hand.]

More loonies will just come ya big galoot. Our hostess has a population quota to meet, remember?

[He waits for Batman to come into striking distance.]

[srsbat]

[Though completely true, this rationality doesn't seem to reach Bruce like it should. His advancing doesn't cease. One boot lands between the Joker's ankles, the other on the opposite side of one leg.] This town has made me realize I should have done this a long time ago.

Before so many people were hurt.

sorry about the lateness!

[harlequinofhate]

I've been telling you that for years but you never listened! Maybe you'll get a change someday, handsome, but not today.

It doesn't work for me.

Comedy's in the TIMING

[He swings the fireplace poker into the side of Batman's knee with all the panicked strength his arms can muster, intent on toppling the larger man over.]