[EVENT] Lavender's Blue [open]

[snowblindmods]

Characters: anyone and everyone
Location all around town
Date: Night 180
Summary: Kill the sinners or run for your lives.
Warnings: Horror, potential gore and death. Please note more specific warnings in subject lines!

close we will live, dilly dilly
and when we die
both in one grave, dilly dilly
close we will lie

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[rubikscomplex]

[And House flattens himself on the ground. Dumpy being here means it's Rhys. Jesus Christ, is he really going to have to fight this guy again? At least he doesn't have the robot arm on him anymore. But that doesn't mean he won't have other weapons.

If he can, House will attempt to just wriggle away while Joker takes on Dumpy and Rhys together. It's no skin off his nose whoever dies in that fight.]

[headjacked]

[ Despite his efforts to stay small, stay hidden, House is the one Rhys sees first. Is the one he should kill first, he's just a weak old mean. Plenty of evidence to prove that he goes down easy.

But the Joker is with him. Distracted by Dumpy. Priority of target: number freaking one.

Greg who?

He steps over House, though stomps forcefully on his spine, as if that will keep him prone, before swinging at the Joker's head as Dumpy falls with an anguished shriek. ]

[harlequinofhate]

[Joker turns in time to see the frying pan come for his face but in his sickness he is too slow to move out of the way and takes the blow.]

OOF!

What's your problem, Sonny Jim?

[He stands and sways slightly.]

You gonna kill a poor old clown? You're not still angry about the death of whatsername, are you?

[rubikscomplex]

[House grunts in pain as Rhys' boot comes down near his tailbone. That might not be debilitating, but it hurts like hell. He manages to scrabble past Rhys, though, and around the table, coming up to crawl properly toward the doorway.

The Joker is being a very effective distraction. House will take it while he can.]

[headjacked]

Happily. Repeatedly

[ Maybe not so true under normal circumstances.




Maybe.

He brings the pan back, fury burning in the pit of his stomach. ]

And her name was -- [ Swing. ] FI [ Another swing. ] -ONA!!

[ Again and again he swings, losing focus on House, just glancing at him once before the bludgeoning gains steam. He can find House later. He WILL. ]

cw: suicidal ideations (also sorry about the lateness here)

[harlequinofhate]

[Joker sneers and manages to block the swinging pan with his knife, like someone used to parrying blows. He backs up and eyes Rhys a moment before dropping his weapon.

Really, what's the point? This is probably another glitch with the rapid movement everyone seems to be doing.

And if it isn't.... Batman tried to kill him. Norfinbury made his Batsy try to kill him! It took his punchline.

What is a clown with no joke? It's a man crying into the night. There is no audience out there in the darkness.]

Eh, what am I doing?

[He opens his arms invitingly.]

You gonna whack me? Then c'mon, do it! Do it if you're man enough!

I don't care! Not anymore!