[EVENT] Lavender's Blue [open]

[snowblindmods]

Characters: anyone and everyone
Location all around town
Date: Night 180
Summary: Kill the sinners or run for your lives.
Warnings: Horror, potential gore and death. Please note more specific warnings in subject lines!

close we will live, dilly dilly
and when we die
both in one grave, dilly dilly
close we will lie

Comments

[blueteamsproblem]

[ Even if thinking was ever a thing that would be on the table here (LIKE FOR REALSIES), Caboose has pretty much checked out. There's no hint of hesitation - or recognition - as he swings a fist at Church. At. Least he isn't wearing his armour? ]

[blueteamproblems]

[Oh, fuck. This? Not good. Not good at all.

Church tries to move out of the way of the punch, but only gets halfway and Caboose's fist still connects with the side of his head. Just a glancing blow, but it's still enough to make his ears ring a little.

Realising that the time for talking is over, he chucks Caboose's helmet back at him in an attempt at a distraction.

He misses. Duh.]

[blueteamsproblem]

[ WOW. First Church sins against the profits, then he throws Caboose's helmet around? That's rude. Rude and mean.

Despite missing the mark completely (great job as always), the helmet does offer a momentary distraction. Caboose watches it as it sails past him, then turns to retrieve it. His helmet. Good helmet. Good for bludgeoning people with, anyway.

Church has a few seconds to run or to fight back. USE THEM WISELY BRO ]

[blueteamproblems]

[Yeah, he runs the fuck away because he's not a complete idiot and Caboose has already killed him multiple times before.

It's too bad he can't really get very far since going outside would mean freezing to death. Whoops.]

[blueteamsproblem]

[ THOSE OTHER TIMES WERE ACCIDENTS OKAY. CHURCH NEEDS TO MOVE ON AND STOP BRINGING UP THESE TINY MISTAKES AND okay good call.

It doesn't take long for Caboose to come barrelling after him, though, holding his helmet aloft like a really shitty trophy. It's one of those things that would probably look kinda funny in a situation that doesn't involve being bludgeoned to death.

With Caboose swinging the helmet at Church's face, though, being bludgeoned to death is definitely on the cards if he doesn't dodge. Just sayin. ]

[blueteamproblems]

[Implying that being bludgeoned to death isn't on the cards anyway. Please.

That said, Church does dodge, this time actually managing to avoid getting helmeted in the face. He's kind of caught in a corner now, though - there's nowhere to run, and he has nothing to fight back with.]