[network] @hotstud_xxx; Night 112 [text]

[rubikscomplex]

[He needs to do some damage control on his image, not to mention drag his own mind away from the fact that he's done very little in the past few days to stop people doing things that are going to get them killed. So, what better way than being a nuisance?]

good evening and welcome, ladies, gentlemen and goat-things
to snowhell's first edition of the most eligible bachelor
our contestant tonight?
you know him as that guy who rhymes with man-pain
kain!

ladies (or guys)
for tonight only
we're showing an exclusive pic
get a peek under the hood and decide if you want the junk in that trunk

call in now to ask questions about our bachelor
and bid on him
heard someone's got condoms
might wanna keep em handy

[And to go along with this nonsense, there's an attached PNG. kman.png]

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[brokethefirst]

[Oh. Another actual AI, and directly interfaced with Rhys himself. It's beyond the expanse of technology that she currently knows about, but just the idea that an AI could invoke harm on a human being intentionally makes her blood boil.]

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I thought AI weren't supposed to be able to do that. Not unless the programming's gone rogue.

anyway... I wasn't aware until just now, no. I'll assume someone's informed Dr. Watson, then?

Still. I'm sorry that it's the situation you've had to be in. It sounds far too cruel, to both of you.