[network] @hotstud_xxx; Night 112 [text]

[rubikscomplex]

[He needs to do some damage control on his image, not to mention drag his own mind away from the fact that he's done very little in the past few days to stop people doing things that are going to get them killed. So, what better way than being a nuisance?]

good evening and welcome, ladies, gentlemen and goat-things
to snowhell's first edition of the most eligible bachelor
our contestant tonight?
you know him as that guy who rhymes with man-pain
kain!

ladies (or guys)
for tonight only
we're showing an exclusive pic
get a peek under the hood and decide if you want the junk in that trunk

call in now to ask questions about our bachelor
and bid on him
heard someone's got condoms
might wanna keep em handy

[And to go along with this nonsense, there's an attached PNG. kman.png]

Comments

[rattlingthestars]

Seems pretty unfair to me. It is his face.

[rubikscomplex]

and his face is worth 20% for existing

[rattlingthestars]

Are you kidding? It's a great face. Worth at least 60-40, and that's before you figure he's doing all the work of actually dealing with them.

[rubikscomplex]

i'm the one dealing here, silver surfer
all he's doing is turning up

[rattlingthestars]

Lot of trouble, traveling around to meet people. And there's the damage to his reputation and air of mystery to think about.That deserves financial compensation too. 50-50?

[rubikscomplex]

if anything i'm enhancing his rep
girls like a good facial structure
he's got his eyes closed
mystery's still there
and who says he has to go to her?
i take good care of my investments
buyer will be going to him
80-20

[rattlingthestars]

Oh, you're expecting us to play hosts?

There's definitely a fee for that, old man.

[rubikscomplex]

what are you, k-man's manager?

[rattlingthestars]

Aide-de-camp.

[rubikscomplex]

i only deal with managers
bye now

[rattlingthestars]

Okay, but think about it.

not here

[deus_ex_phs]

[Kunsel's torn between clapping a hand to Jim's shoulder for that and giving him a noogie.

He'll probably end up getting both at some point.]