[network] @hotstud_xxx; Night 112 [text]

[rubikscomplex]

[He needs to do some damage control on his image, not to mention drag his own mind away from the fact that he's done very little in the past few days to stop people doing things that are going to get them killed. So, what better way than being a nuisance?]

good evening and welcome, ladies, gentlemen and goat-things
to snowhell's first edition of the most eligible bachelor
our contestant tonight?
you know him as that guy who rhymes with man-pain
kain!

ladies (or guys)
for tonight only
we're showing an exclusive pic
get a peek under the hood and decide if you want the junk in that trunk

call in now to ask questions about our bachelor
and bid on him
heard someone's got condoms
might wanna keep em handy

[And to go along with this nonsense, there's an attached PNG. kman.png]

Comments

KESARA YES

[heavensreader]

[If Jim thinks that this is the right way to stop Kesara from exploring her new options, he is clearly not thinking his cunning plan through. First a "no" then "I'm older than you"? He might as well dangle a piece of string over her kitten head.]

It isn't about age. It's a question of maturity and responsibility, and I'm sure I can prove to him I'm more than fit! He's promised to teach me, you know.

NO NO NO

[rattlingthestars]

He's not gonna teach you how to build a bomb unless you've got a really good reason to use one.

[ AND HE IS SO MORE MATURE THAN SHE IS. You can tell by the way he's fuming at his tablet and not saying that he's more mature.

Probably. ]

TOO LATE SON

[heavensreader]

We all have a reason to use one. More than one! There's all those deuced trapdoors need opening. If he has any sense he'll need an apprentice. I'm sure he's only looking for the right one.

[They are two pillars of maturity amongst the right mature folk of Norfinbury.]

GDI

[rattlingthestars]

Good luck with that.

[ Jim had to trade him toothpaste to even get a look at that book and he's clearly superior apprentice material. >:| ]

Right now your only competition's the Joker so you might actually win a bomb date.