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[network] @hotstud_xxx; Night 112 [text]

[He needs to do some damage control on his image, not to mention drag his own mind away from the fact that he's done very little in the past few days to stop people doing things that are going to get them killed. So, what better way than being a nuisance?]

good evening and welcome, ladies, gentlemen and goat-things
to snowhell's first edition of the most eligible bachelor
our contestant tonight?
you know him as that guy who rhymes with man-pain
kain!

ladies (or guys)
for tonight only
we're showing an exclusive pic
get a peek under the hood and decide if you want the junk in that trunk

call in now to ask questions about our bachelor
and bid on him
heard someone's got condoms
might wanna keep em handy

[And to go along with this nonsense, there's an attached PNG. kman.png]

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[....................................OK he can't help it he has to know.]

What name did you end up with for me and Peggy, then?

Oh, there are a few in the running!! Not all by me. >w>c
Do you want to choose which one gets used yourself? We have "lanternlight," "America's finest" or "American revolution."

[ THANKS WATSON ]

[Oh God.]

......Do I want to know who else is coming up with ship names for me and Peggy?

[This is all incredibly embarrassing, but also a really good distraction, and Steve can definitely use that right now. He maybe blushes a bit at the lanternlight thing.]

Lanternlight's not bad, I'd be OK with that. 'America's finest' seems a little too America-centric, doesn't seem fair to Peggy. 'American revolution' is kind of terrible but also kind of hilarious.

[...Wait a minute. Steve is suddenly suspicious about the provenance of those ship names. Is it just that Steve happens to be American and Peggy happens to be English, or are those Captain America references, because there's a limited number of people who would know to make those. ~~Watson you're in trouble.~~]

Suppose I should see if Peggy wants to have some input.

[Steve glances around for Peggy, in case she would also like a distraction from today's horribleness.]

America's finest doesn't sound like any kind of pairing name, truly, or maybe a pairing between Steve and...his hand?

[Peggy can't help a grin, throwing an amused look and a chuckle in Steve's direction. Any way to help lighten the mood, if only a little.]

What about...Allied Forces?

Edited 2016-05-04 20:19 (UTC)

[Steve gives her a look of horror and betrayal. Why would you say something like that on the network, Peggy?? Why?? (OK but he's laughing, too, for the first time all day. Bless you Peggy.)]

Wow, no comment on that first thing, that is incredibly inappropriate, Peggy, there are children on here. Allied Forces, though, that's amazing, Peggy is a genius, debate is over, I'm voting for that.

[It's a bit silly to do this on the tablet because Peggy is right there in the same room, but... so are Rydia and two children, so, no.]

Anyway, me and my hand are seeing other people, lately.

[Steve waggles his eyebrows at her.]

[For a moment, Peggy can do nothing else but laugh, heartily and loud. There might be a tiny little snort at some point, but she would never, ever admit it. Only once she's sobered up, she starts typing.]

I hope these people treat you and your hand well, Steve

Got no complaints so far. We're both pretty happy. I'll keep you posted, shall I?

[Steve presses 'send', rests his chin in his hand, and smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiles at her.]

Edited 2016-05-04 21:45 (UTC)

[Licking her lips with a smile, Peggy raises an eyebrow at Steve.]

That seems awfully presumptuous of you! But sure. Do keep me posted, soldier.

[Oh no. Oh no. Steve has miscalculated, he's made a terrible error. Really, though, does she have to lick her lips like that, that seems unfair. faskl;hfaklsfjasgd.

After a few moments of mildly gobsmacked staring, Steve flushes a little bit and glances around to make sure no one's paying attention to them. Then he gives her as disapproving a frown as he's capable of faking at the moment, and mouths DIRTY POOL!! at her.

Edited 2016-05-04 22:22 (UTC)

[Peggy, seeing Steve mouthing words at her, trying to avoid the children and Rydia hearing, raises an eyebrow. She almost speaks up, almost says are you all right, darling?, just to see the flush on his face rise even more, but even she's not that cruel.

Instead she grins, stands and walks close to Steve, sitting back right next to him. Shoulder to shoulder, knee to knee, and Peggy puts a hand on his thigh, leaning against him a little.]

Now that is what I'd call dirty pool. [She whispers the words in his ear, making sure her lips are brushing his skin, and then she stands up again, straightening her clothes.]

I need to use the ladies, excuse me.

Edited 2016-05-05 12:23 (UTC)

[Steve shivers at the brush of her lips, and the warm puffs of her breath, against his ear. His pants suddenly feel a little more constricting. ...And then she stands up.

Steve gapes at her, dismayed and admiring.]

...You're a devil woman, Peggy Carter. [God he loves her so much.]

[He clears his throat.] ...There's a, uh. Shadowy corner back behind the hurdles.

[Peggy grins, pleased with herself. Shamefully, they're not alone and really shouldn't be pushing each other any further, but a little teasing has never hurt. Keeps her in his thoughts.]

I'm wonderful, and you know it. [Softly, she runs a hand down his cheek, through his beard.]

That'll do just fine. [C'mon now. She's military. She had worse conditions.]

[HA! Fat chance of Peggy Carter ever being out of his thoughts.

Steve leans into her touch a little, smile going all warm and soppy, his voice going soft.] Yeah. You are.

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