[network] @hotstud_xxx; Night 112 [text]

[rubikscomplex]

[He needs to do some damage control on his image, not to mention drag his own mind away from the fact that he's done very little in the past few days to stop people doing things that are going to get them killed. So, what better way than being a nuisance?]

good evening and welcome, ladies, gentlemen and goat-things
to snowhell's first edition of the most eligible bachelor
our contestant tonight?
you know him as that guy who rhymes with man-pain
kain!

ladies (or guys)
for tonight only
we're showing an exclusive pic
get a peek under the hood and decide if you want the junk in that trunk

call in now to ask questions about our bachelor
and bid on him
heard someone's got condoms
might wanna keep em handy

[And to go along with this nonsense, there's an attached PNG. kman.png]

Comments

[starsandtights]

I don't know if it was the best cake I've ever had or if it just felt that way because it was so long since I'd had chocolate. Or cake. I had a small moral crisis deciding whether to share it or keep it to myself. Glad I shared it, though, I think Beckett maybe had a religious experience.

...So the clown house has had chocolate cake at least twice, weeks apart. I wonder if this is a regular thing there?

[God, he hopes it's a regular thing. The grocery store's bakery is a little far out of his way.]

[swatsflies]

[Sneaking a look over to Jim before responding.]

Pretty sure it's the best one I had.
I shared it with someone special.
Man, that's great! I can't imagine Beckett eating cake.

What if it has different cakes?
Oh! There is a house by the gas station that had chocolate chips.
The gas station some times stocks up with candy bars.

oh god I don't *think* Steve knows about them ICly? so hard to keep track T_T

[starsandtights]

[Steve smiles.]

That would certainly make it better, I imagine. [Is definitely imagining sharing some chocolate cake with Peggy, now.]

...So who's the someone special? Or is it a secret? [He's straight up being nosy, now, but it's nice to think of people finding some happiness here.]

Ooh, good to know, I'll have to keep an eye out for that. ...I found some Nilla Wafers up in the multi-colored house by the northwest park, I'm pretty happy about those. First time I've seen anything like that there, though, and I've been there a bunch of times.

He only told a few people, but one of those was on the network without a lock

[swatsflies]

Angel is talking about it to Luna below :)

[Look Jim, he's NOT telling everyone! He is giving the boyfriend a sheepish look though.]

Nilla Wafers?
Some times there are cookies with the meals from the school.
Sucks that it's all frozen though.