[network] @hotstud_xxx; Night 112 [text]

[rubikscomplex]

[He needs to do some damage control on his image, not to mention drag his own mind away from the fact that he's done very little in the past few days to stop people doing things that are going to get them killed. So, what better way than being a nuisance?]

good evening and welcome, ladies, gentlemen and goat-things
to snowhell's first edition of the most eligible bachelor
our contestant tonight?
you know him as that guy who rhymes with man-pain
kain!

ladies (or guys)
for tonight only
we're showing an exclusive pic
get a peek under the hood and decide if you want the junk in that trunk

call in now to ask questions about our bachelor
and bid on him
heard someone's got condoms
might wanna keep em handy

[And to go along with this nonsense, there's an attached PNG. kman.png]

Comments

[harlequinofhate]

Hey, if I could blow this proverbial taco stand I would, Sonny Jim. But I can't.

So you're stuck with me. Can't we all just get along?

[heroproceeding]

You know what I meant. [ He's been stuck here for months now.

What the hell's a taco? ]

[harlequinofhate]

It sounds to me like you and yours never want to be friends with a fella like me.

What did I ever do to you people?

...

Other than murder your diagnostician, who came at me first, by the way!

[heroproceeding]

I'm sure that cane looked real threatening.

Seriously, I'd be impressed if that old man could put up a fight against anyone around here. [ Dirty fight that he likely is aside. Because, hey. He's placing bets that really is the type House is here. ]

[harlequinofhate]

He got the suit of armor to rough me up and that hurt!

[heroproceeding]

And that just sounds deserving. [ Is that a hint of pride knowing how much he got under this guy's skin? Even if it hadn't been the best turnout in the end... ]