[network] @hotstud_xxx; Night 112 [text]

[rubikscomplex]

[He needs to do some damage control on his image, not to mention drag his own mind away from the fact that he's done very little in the past few days to stop people doing things that are going to get them killed. So, what better way than being a nuisance?]

good evening and welcome, ladies, gentlemen and goat-things
to snowhell's first edition of the most eligible bachelor
our contestant tonight?
you know him as that guy who rhymes with man-pain
kain!

ladies (or guys)
for tonight only
we're showing an exclusive pic
get a peek under the hood and decide if you want the junk in that trunk

call in now to ask questions about our bachelor
and bid on him
heard someone's got condoms
might wanna keep em handy

[And to go along with this nonsense, there's an attached PNG. kman.png]

Comments

[rubikscomplex]

were you actually planning to put out if one of the chicks bought you?

[deus_ex_phs]

[This is a trick question. He knows it's a trick question, and yet he can't not answer it. Dammit, House.]

If a girl expressed any genuine interest in me, I'd be willing to talk to her and get to know her, but anything that happens after that relies entirely on the results of those conversations. I'm not having sex just because someone pays you. And she wouldn't need to pay you get those conversations either.

[rubikscomplex]

hey
i'm putting you out there as an eligible bachelor for the ladies not in the know
i should be getting something for this, bro

[deus_ex_phs]

I didn't ask you to do this. I'm plenty capable of putting myself out there if that was a priority for me. I don't need someone making me sound desperate or trying to pimp me out!

[rubikscomplex]

free service for you since we're buddies
and it's not making you sound desperate
just highly invested
chicks dig a guy who's serious
you're welcome

[deus_ex_phs]

Like it sound serious when you're putting me on offer for pretty much anyone here.

And it sure doesn't sound free when you're the one taking the payment.

Remind me again why I put up with you?

[rubikscomplex]

cast the net wide
you'll catch more fish

my services are free to you
i'm taking my fair share of the profits

and you put up with my because of my pretty eyes

[deus_ex_phs]

The only way that makes me sound serious is like a serious player. That usually turns women off.

I guess I can't argue with that logic, even it it's still pretty shifty.

Mine are prettier.

[Somehow this is becoming less and less serious.]

[rubikscomplex]

pics or i'm not believing it

[deus_ex_phs]

Nope. It's the last bit of my air of mystery, remember?

[Yeah, he read that thread you had with Jim.]

[rubikscomplex]

spoilsport
still not believing it

[deus_ex_phs]

I think I can live with that.