[network] @hotstud_xxx; Night 112 [text]

[rubikscomplex]

[He needs to do some damage control on his image, not to mention drag his own mind away from the fact that he's done very little in the past few days to stop people doing things that are going to get them killed. So, what better way than being a nuisance?]

good evening and welcome, ladies, gentlemen and goat-things
to snowhell's first edition of the most eligible bachelor
our contestant tonight?
you know him as that guy who rhymes with man-pain
kain!

ladies (or guys)
for tonight only
we're showing an exclusive pic
get a peek under the hood and decide if you want the junk in that trunk

call in now to ask questions about our bachelor
and bid on him
heard someone's got condoms
might wanna keep em handy

[And to go along with this nonsense, there's an attached PNG. kman.png]

Comments

[phaseshifter]

I like when people fall in love, because it's nice to see them happy! Not because I'm a creeper.

 

 

 

And *everyone* is on there. It's a big sheet with everyone's names in the columns and the rows, and I put notes to show whether a ship is canon, likely, unlikely or never going to happen.
So you and Toriel (don't call her 'the goat' that's so gross) are technically on there, but marked as a nope! Since I doubt you're HER thing either.
(You have more "never going to happen" notes than anyone else actually it's a little sad :C)

[rubikscomplex]

even with daddy and the clown on there?
that's not sad
that's impressive

[phaseshifter]

I don't know ~the clown~ well enough to have skipped ahead and filled out all his cells!! And I'm not on the Js yet.

 

Dad has *almost* as few potential ships as you do, if that makes you feel any better??

[rubikscomplex]

hell no
how many more people do i need to piss off to get no's across the board?

[phaseshifter]

 

 

 

I'm not going to provide you with a checklist for alienating everyone in town, Doctor House.

[rubikscomplex]

just trying to make your life easier, angelcakes
i piss everyone off
you can just mark me as "not happening" across the board

[phaseshifter]

This is a pretty novel idea, and it might sound a little radical to you
But you *could* try not pissing people off? As much?
It really isn't as hard as you might think!

[rubikscomplex]

killjoy

[phaseshifter]

I try. UwU

[blessedmaiden]

[Rydia just keeps reading here and there ad while she would avoid being paired with someone in other people's mind -basically most of her friends are expecting her to marry the local ninja- that whole thing seems... absurd and funny, somehow.]

Everyone, mh? Then the main question is: who did you pair yourself with?

[phaseshifter]

[ Oh. Right. ]

My mistake, there are exceptions. Everyone except the children and me. I'm not available.

[blessedmaiden]

... Well, I guess it makes sense for someone not to reveal their own preferences while they speculate on other people's.

You should probably share it, tought, and allow people to make their own corrections- I think? But it sounds... fun, I guess? My compliments on keeping tracks of everything.

[phaseshifter]

It isn't about my preferences!! Geez
And it's a pretty big file. Plus it isn't finished! I might share when it's in less of a state. Maybe.

[ SHE TOTALLY WON'T ]

[blessedmaiden]

Oh, I'm just messing with you, Angel.
And when will it be complete? People's relationships change all the time...

@quark; voice

[averytinyparticle]

We're not? But what about...friendships?

[That has the word ship in it, so it counts...right? Don't mind him feeling maybe a tiny bit left out.]

[phaseshifter]

Oh! Well, erm, you're already all friends, right? It doesn't need a tracking spreadsheet when all the ships are canon.

[ GOOD SAVE ]