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snowblindrpg2016-02-17 10:16 pm
youarethebandits) wrote in snowblindrpg2016-02-17 10:16 pm
Entry tags:
- *network,
- *open,
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- tyki mikk (d.gray-man),
- vriska serket (homestuck)
[network] @hjack69; A message to @dulcedeleche [open] [cw: murder and death threats]
[The post starts out as voice, with Jack sounding particularly cheerful about something.]
Hey there, Norfinbury! Jack here, with a special message to everyone's favourite lady of mystery, Winter. But before we get to that, let's get something cleared up first.
[The feed switches to video, showing Vriska reading out loud from a piece of paper.]
I, Vriska Serket, hereby state that I am of sound mind and am consenting to everything that is about to occur. I am not under duress or any form of coersion or manipulation - heh - and am fully aware that neither Handsome Jack-- whoa, is that seriously your for-real name? ...right, uh. I am fully aware that neither Handsome Jack nor the Hyperion Corporation bear any legal or moral responsibility for any and all consequences arising from the events that will follow this disclaimer. I also officially state for the record that Handsome Jack is cool and handsome, and that I fully recognise any and all claims to awesomeness coming from his person.
That's it, right?
[Jack's hand comes into view, giving her a thumbs up.]
Oh, right, word of warning. If you're of a faint disposition, or a little kid or whatever, you may want to stop watching now.
[The view swings around to the ceiling as he places the tablet on a table. Soon after, there is a faint but disturbing sound - it's Vriska, and she's choking. It lasts for several moments before being followed by a nasty crack.
Jack picks the tablet back up, turning it to show a now very clearly dead Vriska with dark bruises around her neck.]
Hope you're watching, Winter. This is what we call a demonstration. You keep up the silent treatment, and whoever's next will probably not be okay with getting killed.
And for everyone else - I know you're already getting ready to spam me with how could you, Jack and I'll stop you, Jack and Jack how are you so handsome and brilliant please marry me. Before you hit that post button, keep in mind that I've heard it all before. So many times. Don't waste everyone's time by being boring.
Hey there, Norfinbury! Jack here, with a special message to everyone's favourite lady of mystery, Winter. But before we get to that, let's get something cleared up first.
[The feed switches to video, showing Vriska reading out loud from a piece of paper.]
I, Vriska Serket, hereby state that I am of sound mind and am consenting to everything that is about to occur. I am not under duress or any form of coersion or manipulation - heh - and am fully aware that neither Handsome Jack-- whoa, is that seriously your for-real name? ...right, uh. I am fully aware that neither Handsome Jack nor the Hyperion Corporation bear any legal or moral responsibility for any and all consequences arising from the events that will follow this disclaimer. I also officially state for the record that Handsome Jack is cool and handsome, and that I fully recognise any and all claims to awesomeness coming from his person.
That's it, right?
[Jack's hand comes into view, giving her a thumbs up.]
Oh, right, word of warning. If you're of a faint disposition, or a little kid or whatever, you may want to stop watching now.
[The view swings around to the ceiling as he places the tablet on a table. Soon after, there is a faint but disturbing sound - it's Vriska, and she's choking. It lasts for several moments before being followed by a nasty crack.
Jack picks the tablet back up, turning it to show a now very clearly dead Vriska with dark bruises around her neck.]
Hope you're watching, Winter. This is what we call a demonstration. You keep up the silent treatment, and whoever's next will probably not be okay with getting killed.
And for everyone else - I know you're already getting ready to spam me with how could you, Jack and I'll stop you, Jack and Jack how are you so handsome and brilliant please marry me. Before you hit that post button, keep in mind that I've heard it all before. So many times. Don't waste everyone's time by being boring.
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You think she can even help if you did get her attention? She might not have been lying when she talked about that lapse in memory, yanno.
Memories are fickle things.
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Memories surrounding her death were gone. I believed her but I'm just a trusting sorta guy.
As for how she is chatting with us, well, who knows? Not me.
My guess is she's a literal ghost in the machine, HAH!.