[network] @ADMIN; Obituary [DAY 164]

[snowblindmods]

We mourn the loss of those who have died in the time between the last announcement and this one:

Nathan Young
Fiona
Cecil Palmer
Natasha Romanov
Tony Stark
Toriel

Comments

@gravedigger; video

[harlequinofhate]

[The Joker has his chin in the palm of one hand and is sitting in the shadows, elbow propped up on one knee. It is impossible to tell where he is.]

Huh.

She really doesn't have a last name? I was hoping to at least figure that out.

[And he grins.]

@jwatson; text; private

[jumpthegun]

Where are you, Mr. Joker?

@gravedigger; voice; private

[harlequinofhate]

Waiting for someone.

[jumpthegun]

Give me an address. I'd be happy to send directions.

[harlequinofhate]

He'll find me, don't you worry.

He always does.

[jumpthegun]

You've got other people wanting to visit right now. Where are you?

If I have to find you myself, I will kill you.

[He doesn't know how, yet. But he's working on that...]

@ASolomons; audio

[devoutish]

[And that's all the evidence that Alfie needs.]

Tell me what you did to her.

[His voice is a quiet sort of dangerous.]

@gravedigger; video

[harlequinofhate]

Nothing, gov'ner, we just talked!

[He moves his face a bit closer to the tablet, causing light to fall across more of it. There are fading bruises around his eyes and nose.]

Wait, do you mean before or after I beat her to death with a fireplace poker?

[devoutish]

[There's a bit of a wait before Alfie is able to respond as evenly as he'd like.]

She hits back hard, doesn't she.

[harlequinofhate]

Not hard enough.

Pity, that, hmm? Or things mighta gone a lot differently.

[devoutish]

Take that bracelet off your wrist.

@guardian; text;

[phaseshifter]

[ well

if there was ever a better time to test out the app angel just made, this seems to be it ]

@gravedigger; video

[harlequinofhate]

[He rolls his eyes.]

Hello, Angel, how's your little robo-buddy there?

==> video;

[phaseshifter]

You mean Dumpy, right? He's fine. I didn't know you cared.

[ HAHAHAHA. HA.

Gosh, though, Angel sure is taking this well. Nothing to do with years of practice hiding her emotions and putting on an act for everyone she was allowed to speak to, of course. Nah. She even does a lil wink and fingerguns at the camera! LOOK HOW FINE AND HAPPY SHE IS. ]

[harlequinofhate]

[Well everyone else is freaking out, which puts him in a good enough mood to just roll with this.]

Of course I mean Dumpy.

Who the heck else would I mean?

[phaseshifter]

Eye-dee-kay. Spiders?

[ Behold. So relaxed that she can even meme. ALL HAIL PRINCESS CHILL. ]

@hawkguy, text, private

[awwnoun]

Not that I don't appreciate the giant glitter text
But let's maybe not antagonize the serial killer, miss

private;

[phaseshifter]

Antagonising?? I'm making friends. OuO/ This is a little injoke we have. Don't fret.

[ anGEL, ]

private;

[awwnoun]

Uh huh
The injoke you have with the serial killer
Let me repeat myself: serial. killer.
As in he will kill you if he gets his hands on you and won't even break a sweat

private;

[phaseshifter]

I honestly think you're underestimating my ability to deal with serial killers, friend. Also my experience in doing so. I know what I'm doing.

[not here]

[awwnoun]

[ Clint takes a deep breath, and doesn't reply. Batman can handle this one. He's not going to stop anybody from handling the Joker.

Poor Fiona. ]

@dickcheese, audio; private

[headjacked]

[ No video. The Joker doesn't need to see his splotchy face. ]

Bragging on the network, but hiding where you're at. Predictably cowardly.

@gravedigger; voice

[harlequinofhate]

You're mistaking caution for cowardice.

I'm not afraid of you imbeciles, I'm waiting for someone.

I only dance with one man.

[headjacked]

So you're AFRAID of someone crashing your date. A date who, clearly, isn't as invested in the relationship as you are. Either way you slice it you're a cowardly has-been.

[harlequinofhate]

You call it fear, I call it setting the stage!