harlequinofhate: fan piece by comic artist stjepan sejic (that was so funny that I laughed.)

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[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2016-10-02 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing, gov'ner, we just talked!

[He moves his face a bit closer to the tablet, causing light to fall across more of it. There are fading bruises around his eyes and nose.]

Wait, do you mean before or after I beat her to death with a fireplace poker?
devoutish: (that's just murder math)

[personal profile] devoutish 2016-10-02 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a bit of a wait before Alfie is able to respond as evenly as he'd like.]

She hits back hard, doesn't she.
harlequinofhate: (Pain reveals who you really are.)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2016-10-02 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Not hard enough.

Pity, that, hmm? Or things mighta gone a lot differently.
devoutish: (that's just murder math)

[personal profile] devoutish 2016-10-03 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Take that bracelet off your wrist.
harlequinofhate: (Roleplay yourself shattering.)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2016-10-03 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
It's a war trophy.
devoutish: (that's just murder math)

[personal profile] devoutish 2016-10-03 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to take it.
harlequinofhate: (you need to be this tall to ride)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2016-10-03 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
You seem upset.

Was it a gift? From you?
devoutish: (Lord‚ beer me strength)

[personal profile] devoutish 2016-10-03 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
I can make it quick. Taking it back.

[Of course he means taking it back. What else would he mean?]
harlequinofhate: (Banana in Your Fruit Basket)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2016-10-03 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
The Bat would come after you.

[For taking the bracelet. Obviously.]
devoutish: (that's just murder math)

[personal profile] devoutish 2016-10-03 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I'll beat him to death with a fireplace poker.
harlequinofhate: (you fall into an open sewer and die)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2016-10-03 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
HAH! That's cute.

HeeehahaHEHOOHAHAOAAHAHAH!

Aw, thanks, Alf, I needed that smile today.
devoutish: (that's just murder math)

[personal profile] devoutish 2016-10-03 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be seeing all of you very soon.
harlequinofhate: (Lonely Little Petunia in an Onion Patch)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2016-10-03 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Listen, it wasn't anything personal, mmkay? Not against Fiona, anyhoo.

Fine lady.
devoutish: (that's just murder math)

[personal profile] devoutish 2016-10-03 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
In the next couple of days, I hope. I have other things to attend to.
harlequinofhate: (Peter's Pop Keeps A Lollipop Shop)

[personal profile] harlequinofhate 2016-10-03 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Couldn't go anywhere even if I tried, mate.
devoutish: (that's just murder math)

[personal profile] devoutish 2016-10-03 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm looking forward to seeing you face to face for the first time.