[network] @ADMIN; Obituary [DAY 164]

[snowblindmods]

We mourn the loss of those who have died in the time between the last announcement and this one:

Nathan Young
Fiona
Cecil Palmer
Natasha Romanov
Tony Stark
Toriel

Comments

[jumpthegun]

You've got other people wanting to visit right now. Where are you?

If I have to find you myself, I will kill you.

[He doesn't know how, yet. But he's working on that...]

[harlequinofhate]

Kill me and I'll just keep coming back.

[jumpthegun]

Even cats run out of lives, mate.

[harlequinofhate]

And YOU'RE the one who's gonna test that theory, eh? Are you mad enough, Doc? Big and bad enough?

[jumpthegun]

Big and bad enough for the likes of you.

[You know. Once he can walk. He hates that he can't actually do anything but snap and bark like a poodle behind a fence.]

You're luck's going to run out, Mr. Joker, and not even Batman's going to be able to protect you from everything and everyone in this place.

[harlequinofhate]

Underestimating the Bat would be a very silly thing to do, Sonny Jim!

[jumpthegun]

I'm not underestimating him. I just know what this place does.

Goodbye, Mr. Joker. I'm sure I'll catch you later.

[harlequinofhate]

Leaving me just like that?

You never asked me your real question.

[jumpthegun]

And what's my real question, Mr. Joker?

[harlequinofhate]

Why I did it.

[jumpthegun]

You did it because you're a psychopath. That's a question with an easy answer.

[harlequinofhate]

WRONG-O.

[Pause]

Well, sure, that too, I guess, but I had one reason to do it in particular.

[jumpthegun]

Well, I can tell you're burning to tell me. Don't think I'll give you the satisfaction, then.

[He hangs up. Suck it, clown.]