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[personal profile] awwnoun 2016-10-02 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that I don't appreciate the giant glitter text
But let's maybe not antagonize the serial killer, miss
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[personal profile] phaseshifter 2016-10-02 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Antagonising?? I'm making friends. OuO/ This is a little injoke we have. Don't fret.

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[personal profile] awwnoun 2016-10-02 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh huh
The injoke you have with the serial killer
Let me repeat myself: serial. killer.
As in he will kill you if he gets his hands on you and won't even break a sweat
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[personal profile] phaseshifter 2016-10-02 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I honestly think you're underestimating my ability to deal with serial killers, friend. Also my experience in doing so. I know what I'm doing.
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[personal profile] awwnoun 2016-10-02 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you, though
Because I have a lot of experience with serial killers too and typically
Just typically
You don't send them giant glitter texts about how boring they are
You're making yourself a target and we don't need more targets

Maybe you can defend yourself, that's fine, whatever
But maybe consider making sure you don't make it harder for other people when you obviously bait someone like him
He's not gonna go after you, he's gonna go after anybody he thinks might be your friend.
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[personal profile] phaseshifter 2016-10-02 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I was freaking *raised* by a serial killer. A raging narcissist attention-seeking douchelord who just *loved* everybody knowing how easy murder was for him and how he could get away with it without even trying.
This one has already killed my friend
Or someone who WAS my friend
And I'm 100% certain that my reaction is one of the ones he was looking forward to. So I'm letting him know in no uncertain terms that those tactics don't bother me - if he wants to hurt me then he'll have to be more direct about it.

Targets make good bait, you'll note.
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[personal profile] awwnoun 2016-10-02 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh huh ok
Do you see how this is still a horrible plan
The more targets we have, the less likely we are to be able to catch him, and you know there's gonna be like seven people trying to get his attention. I'm not an idiot, I didn't know Fiona but she was well liked

Why do none of you people know how to do damage control
It's like you all LIKE making things seven billion times worse!
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[personal profile] phaseshifter 2016-10-02 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't see anyone else attempting to make themselves his next target, let alone seven of them. :P I'm happy to step down if another willing sacrifice proves themselves more suitable. For now, though, I'm not afraid of being hurt or killed and I think that makes me a sensible candidate.

 

 

(Oh geez that sounds so freaking lame like I'm showing off or something?? Ugh
I should balance that out by mentioning that I'm puny and weak and he *would* kick my *ss, that just doesn't frighten me)
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[personal profile] awwnoun 2016-10-02 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't see anybody else, but you also can't see private conversations
I mean, I can't either, that's why I don't know how many people are trying to make themselves his next target

Look
This is my job, I do this literally about every day
If you were actually raised by a serial killer do yourself a favor and take a break away from this guy
You don't need to subject yourself to anything else. I don't care if you're not afraid. This isn't your job.
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[personal profile] phaseshifter 2016-10-02 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
That's why I did this openly! So others could see and save themselves the bother :T
I respect that this is your job and all but
I can't just sit back and let other people handle this
Or rather, I have to at least *try* to do something? For my own peace of mind. Which is really selfish, I suppose, but there you go.

Would it make you feel better if I promise to keep my conversation with him unfiltered? And that I won't go any further with it than maintaining that his stupid stunt hasn't affected me. That's reasonable, right??
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[personal profile] awwnoun 2016-10-03 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I mean yeah, sure
I don't think you should provoke the serial killer but you don't have to listen to me