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[fictionalised]

[ Hawke doesn't need more friends. He needs more dogs. ]

Stop, you're making him blush. Or maybe that's just the frostbite. [ It's probably the frostbite. ] I'm impressed by the welcoming committee. Will there be a 'Welcome-To-The-Neighborhood' luncheon?

[phaseshifter]

Oh, he isn't going to get frostbite! Is he? Um. Anyway, I don't see why there shouldn't be a welcome picnic or something! Except food is kind of a pain to come by, so the whole affair would have to be BYOE.

The "e" stands for "everything."

[fictionalised]

A picnic in a blizzard with no food? Someone will have to bring something to drown our sorrows in. And some blankets.

[phaseshifter]

Ummm. Blankets are also pretty hard to find, and I haven't seen anyone report finding alcohol since I got here. Sorry.

On the bright side, sometimes you do find some pretty interesting things! Like keys to secret areas, or video footage of the former residents, or... or sparkly stickers, with. Faces. On them.

[ Wow she is

not selling snowhell very well, is she

 

In her defense, the stickers are really very nice ]

[fictionalised]

You're terrible at this.

[ sorry not sorry, sucks to suck, etc ]

All this time and not one of you has found anything better to do than hoard keys and... stickers. [ Hoard gallbladders and moth-eaten scarves instead!! The creepier the collection the better!! ] Not even a competition to see who can lick the most frozen poles? There has to be an abundance of those.

[phaseshifter]

Dude. Everybody knows you don't go around - Iunno, licking lampposts in winter. You don't know where they've been!

[ SO FUCKING SERIOUS ]

[fictionalised]

[ ...................... ]

Ah, because this town is such a beacon of safety and comfort! You wouldn't want to get a disease. That would be terrible.