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E҉̘̩̙͢͝͡R̛̫̘̝̮̞̬͓̝̫̻̻̜̦̀ͅŖ̮̳͕̲͚͜O̷̙̖͓͙̗̰͘͟R̯̝͓̪̻̩̟̟͕̥͍̭̪͍͘:̵̛̛̝͖͓̺̥̙̝̀͜ ̧̛͙͚̱̫͇̹̙̥͎̜̖̺̻̕͠͝I͇͓̫̺͖̻͈̝͇̰͕̩̯͝͡N̶̛̪̯̤̭̻͎͚̻̟͙V̧̼͙̹͔͝A̷̸̵̧̰̱̺̗̤̤̹̙̺͕͎͇̦̫͕̣̰̪͟L͏̡͍̣̫̘̖̰̟̤̟̕I̛̜̻̖̦̥͓̟̫͡ͅD҉͏̶̴̷͔̬̗̘͖͓͚͔̗̱̝̹̻͔ ̷̢̗͉͚͓̱̫͙̱̪̥̤͢R̵̢̭͕͖̙̤̣̬̪̜͎͇̙̥̘͕̙͟͜ͅE̴̷̶͇̖̙̪̜̜̫̪̬̣̣̫̺͜F̢͏̸̳̬̟͖͉͎͉̤͉͉͎̣̲̙͉͢E͏̨̧̫̩̭̯͓̬̼̳̳̱͉̤͞R̶͉͈̪͔͈͘Ȩ̧̩͙̦̝͉͇͚̼̫̭̕͘͡N̷̡̖͇͕̻̰̯͈͕͉̯C̳̝͍̤̫̥̰͝Ȩ̴̨͡͏̥̥̯̰̭̻̳̫E҉̘̩̙͢͝͡R̛̫̘̝̮̞̬͓̝̫̻̻̜̦̀ͅŖ̮̳͕̲͚͜O̷̙̖͓͙̗̰͘͟R̯̝͓̪̻̩̟̟͕̥͍̭̪͍͘:̵̛̛̝͖͓̺̥̙̝̀͜ ̧̛͙͚̱̫͇̹̙̥͎̜̖̺̻̕͠͝I͇͓̫̺͖̻͈̝͇̰͕̩̯͝͡N̶̛̪̯̤̭̻͎͚̻̟͙V̧̼͙̹͔͝A̷̸̵̧̰̱̺̗̤̤̹̙̺͕͎͇̦̫͕̣̰̪͟L͏̡͍̣̫̘̖̰̟̤̟̕I̛̜̻̖̦̥͓̟̫͡ͅD҉͏̶̴̷͔̬̗̘͖͓͚͔̗̱̝̹̻͔ ̷̢̗͉͚͓̱̫͙̱̪̥̤͢R̵̢̭͕͖̙̤̣̬̪̜͎͇̙̥̘͕̙͟͜ͅE̴̷̶͇̖̙̪̜̜̫̪̬̣̣̫̺͜F̢͏̸̳̬̟͖͉͎͉̤͉͉͎̣̲̙͉͢E͏̨̧̫̩̭̯͓̬̼̳̳̱͉̤͞R̶͉͈̪͔͈͘Ȩ̧̩͙̦̝͉͇͚̼̫̭̕͘͡N̷̡̖͇͕̻̰̯͈͕͉̯C̳̝͍̤̫̥̰͝Ȩ̴̨͡͏̥̥̯̰̭̻̳̫E҉̘̩̙͢͝͡R̛̫̘̝̮̞̬͓̝̫̻̻̜̦̀ͅŖ̮̳͕̲͚͜O̷̙̖͓͙̗̰͘͟R̯̝͓̪̻̩̟̟͕̥͍̭̪͍͘:̵̛̛̝͖͓̺̥̙̝̀͜ ̧̛͙͚̱̫͇̹̙̥͎̜̖̺̻̕͠͝I͇͓̫̺͖̻͈̝͇̰͕̩̯͝͡N̶̛̪̯̤̭̻͎͚̻̟͙V̧̼͙̹͔͝A̷̸̵̧̰̱̺̗̤̤̹̙̺͕͎͇̦̫͕̣̰̪͟L͏̡͍̣̫̘̖̰̟̤̟̕I̛̜̻̖̦̥͓̟̫͡ͅD҉͏̶̴̷͔̬̗̘͖͓͚͔̗̱̝̹̻͔ ̷̢̗͉͚͓̱̫͙̱̪̥̤͢R̵̢̭͕͖̙̤̣̬̪̜͎͇̙̥̘͕̙͟͜ͅE̴̷̶͇̖̙̪̜̜̫̪̬̣̣̫̺͜F̢͏̸̳̬̟͖͉͎͉̤͉͉͎̣̲̙͉͢E͏̨̧̫̩̭̯͓̬̼̳̳̱͉̤͞R̶͉͈̪͔͈͘Ȩ̧̩͙̦̝͉͇͚̼̫̭̕͘͡N̷̡̖͇͕̻̰̯͈͕͉̯C̳̝͍̤̫̥̰͝Ȩ̴̨͡͏̥̥̯̰̭̻̳̫
E҉̘̩̙͢͝͡R̛̫̘̝̮̞̬͓̝̫̻̻̜̦̀ͅŖ̮̳͕̲͚͜O̷̙̖͓͙̗̰͘͟R̯̝͓̪̻̩̟̟͕̥͍̭̪͍͘:̵̛̛̝͖͓̺̥̙̝̀͜ ̧̛͙͚̱̫͇̹̙̥͎̜̖̺̻̕͠͝I͇͓̫̺͖̻͈̝͇̰͕̩̯͝͡N̶̛̪̯̤̭̻͎͚̻̟͙V̧̼͙̹͔͝A̷̸̵̧̰̱̺̗̤̤̹̙̺͕͎͇̦̫͕̣̰̪͟L͏̡͍̣̫̘̖̰̟̤̟̕I̛̜̻̖̦̥͓̟̫͡ͅD҉͏̶̴̷͔̬̗̘͖͓͚͔̗̱̝̹̻͔ ̷̢̗͉͚͓̱̫͙̱̪̥̤͢R̵̢̭͕͖̙̤̣̬̪̜͎͇̙̥̘͕̙͟͜ͅE̴̷̶͇̖̙̪̜̜̫̪̬̣̣̫̺͜F̢͏̸̳̬̟͖͉͎͉̤͉͉͎̣̲̙͉͢E͏̨̧̫̩̭̯͓̬̼̳̳̱͉̤͞R̶͉͈̪͔͈͘Ȩ̧̩͙̦̝͉͇͚̼̫̭̕͘͡N̷̡̖͇͕̻̰̯͈͕͉̯C̳̝͍̤̫̥̰͝Ȩ̴̨͡͏̥̥̯̰̭̻̳̫ E҉̘̩̙͢͝͡R̛̫̘̝̮̞̬͓̝̫̻̻̜̦̀ͅŖ̮̳͕̲͚͜O̷̙̖͓͙̗̰͘͟R̯̝͓̪̻̩̟̟͕̥͍̭̪͍͘:̵̛̛̝͖͓̺̥̙̝̀͜ ̧̛͙͚̱̫͇̹̙̥͎̜̖̺̻̕͠͝I͇͓̫̺͖̻͈̝͇̰͕̩̯͝͡N̶̛̪̯̤̭̻͎͚̻̟͙V̧̼͙̹͔͝A̷̸̵̧̰̱̺̗̤̤̹̙̺͕͎͇̦̫͕̣̰̪͟L͏̡͍̣̫̘̖̰̟̤̟̕I̛̜̻̖̦̥͓̟̫͡ͅD҉͏̶̴̷͔̬̗̘͖͓͚͔̗̱̝̹̻͔ ̷̢̗͉͚͓̱̫͙̱̪̥̤͢R̵̢̭͕͖̙̤̣̬̪̜͎͇̙̥̘͕̙͟͜ͅE̴̷̶͇̖̙̪̜̜̫̪̬̣̣̫̺͜F̢͏̸̳̬̟͖͉͎͉̤͉͉͎̣̲̙͉͢E͏̨̧̫̩̭̯͓̬̼̳̳̱͉̤͞R̶͉͈̪͔͈͘Ȩ̧̩͙̦̝͉͇͚̼̫̭̕͘͡N̷̡̖͇͕̻̰̯͈͕͉̯C̳̝͍̤̫̥̰͝Ȩ̴̨͡͏̥̥̯̰̭̻̳̫
E҉̨̢͎͎̗̦͈͎̘R̨̘̦̙̖̳͈͟R̢̞̺͖̩̟̻͙͕̩͜O̢̢̼͉͔̟̯̝͇̙͜͠R̴̛̗̝͕̣̘͙̪͖̀͟:̢̢͉̙̥̝͖͉̯̟͇̖̱̖͓̲̳ ͏̴͉͈͈̦̝̦͉͖̖͉̪̝̠̭I͡҉̣̼̜̩̻̜͓̻̳̼̥̭̯̭̫͉̭ͅL̶͖͖̯̝̥̬̖̤̥̹͎̟̬̻̦̜̝̻̗͟͞Ļ̸̸̸̥̺̝̜̭̘̞͈͎͚͉E̶͍͍͈̬̕͜͟G̳̬͉̙̥̩̼̭̦͔͘͜͡À̴͟҉̤͔͇̩̳͝ͅL̟͉̯̥̝̀͢͝ ͏҉͈͎͇̞̪̬͓͎̖̥̜̦̖̜O̺̹̺̜͉̠͉̠͇̭̣͔͡͞P̢͘͜҉̺̝̥͎̜Ḙ̢͔͇̰͇̯̺͇͓̜Ŗ̦̝̫̯̻̰͍͙̼̮͎̕ͅA̸̬̯͉͓̥̕͢͞ͅT̷̡͎̻̳̥Ḭ̵̡̥̭̥̀͞O̴͈̤͚͇̜͘͘͞N̢̬͕̙̫̦̳̫̭͖͙̤.̧͢͜҉̩̼̬̞̟̻͇̭͖ ̳̝̺̯̣̠̣̲͎̝̞̣̭̫͘͠S̡̧̼͈̱̳̰̰̳̻̺̫̝͈͖͎ͅH̦̖̣̦̱͓͙͓̣́͜͠͠Ù̸͎̹̼̱͈͇̼̼̕ͅͅṰ̤̝̦̞͍̮̦̞̼̪͕̹̬͈͝T͞͏̟͖͔̯̼̫̞̥̣̘͉̫̟ͅI̢͖̪̮̺̰̟͎͈͇̻͈͔͉̱̯͓̻͞N̢̨̮̱͕̣͟Ģ̸̝̟͚̩͙͖ͅ ҉̴̝̭̩̯̫̤̼̬͇͡ͅD̨͏̺͎̝̟͔͉͕̲̮͎̦͓̥͕̹͓̮̖̘̀͠Ǫ̵͍͇̝̱̖̳̦͖͡W̸̧̩͕̹̹̬̰̻̣̣͓̞̼̮̦̺͟͞͡N̡̛̫͙̠͚̠̲̙̟̤͔̦͙ͅ.҉̢̻̝̦͓̀̕͠

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[maskintape]

Huh.

[ Weird. Weird as balls. After a moment he shrugs, glancing dismissively to one side. ]

Then I guess they're useless. To you, anyway. Unless you get a cold bad enough to make you risk taking mysterious mystery pills, I guess. You might wanna avoid rolling around in the snow.

[villainously]

( useless, and strange, but Hook is going to try and take them along anyway. He's got a pouch of sorts, he doesn't need the box itself. he's not going to tell that to a stranger, though, pirates and their secrets and everything. )

Not a lot of option when it comes to getting about, now is there? Unless I want to stay here until I freeze to death.

( granted, the fact he's wet right now has nothing to do with snow. it has to do with diving in murky basements. that's neither here nor there. )

[maskintape]

[ A shrug. ]

Point.

I dunno, there have to be cars somewhere around here or something. Finding one would make travel more convenient and way less...

[ He gestures at the tablet, apparently indicating Hook's own condition. ]

Y'know. Wet.

[villainously]

( ugh. cars. Hook isn't a fan. he still has some cracked ribs from the last car he dealt with. he's not looking for another. he doesn't know how to drive one anyway, not that he'll mention. )

I didn't explore much but I didn't see one.

( and he's probably not wrong it'd make it easier to get around but it likely won't keep Hook dry, not when he dove into flooded basements for the pleasure anyway. )

That's from the cellar. Flooded. No bloody clue why.

[maskintape]

[ Tim blinks

and opens his mouth

and shuts it again.

After a moment of scrunchyfaced silence, he actually speaks. ]

So did you... uh, did you voluntarily get yourself soaked down there, or...?

[ This is a way more important question than why the cellar is flooded. Why would someone do that oh god it's so cold ]

[villainously]

I wanted to know what was down there. Is that really surprising, when we're trapped in a place beyond our control with magically locking doors?

( yeah, it's cold, and considering he got nothing out of it he's kind of regretting it, but he can't go back in time. )

[maskintape]

[ That elicits an eyeroll. No matter what's going on here, Tim's pretty sure that magic isn't involved. Mostly because it is fake, and therefore not real. Geez. ]

Uh, yeah. But I guess I'm not the kind of guy who just dives -

[ Literally, hohoho ]

- into danger to sate my curiosity, so.

But hey, I guess that's why you got pills and all I found was a sponge.

[villainously]

( really, they appear here from nowhere and he doesn't think magic is involved? people from the land without magic make no sense. )

If I knew I'd only get bloody nameless pills and a... red bit of plastic I'd have stayed dry.

[maskintape]

What were you expecting to find? Buried treasure?

[ It's a flippant remark, no real mockery behind it. Why would there be ]

[villainously]

It'd be sunken treasure, if you insist on throwing pirate jokes at the pirate.

( people tend to spot him as a pirate just from a glance back home, he assumes that's the attempt. )

[maskintape]

 

 

 

What?

[ did this guy fall foul of the RIAA or something

is he really calling himself a pirate because his iTunes library isn't legit ]

[villainously]

Did I stutter?

( look, if you're gonna sass a pirate, you gotta own it dude! )

[maskintape]

Pirate, like...

[ He does a self-conscious little half-shrug before attempting his best piratey voice. It's pretty goddamn terrible. ]

Arr, avast, walk the plank ye scurvy bilge dog...? A pirate pirate.

[villainously]

As in I've got a bloody hook attached to my arm and I don't suggest you continue giving me reasons to use it.

( it's blunted now but hey, this kid doesn't know that. Hook does manage threatening very well, but it is slightly stunted by the fact he's forced to make it over a strange magic mirror. )

[maskintape]

Uh, okay. Hey, y'know, easy. Not trying to offend anybody.

[ Whether the threat is one that could be acted on or not, Tim really isn't someone who relishes confrontation. He raises his free hand and lowers his head slightly in a vaguely apologetic gesture. ]

It's been a long day for everybody and I'm not exactly knowledgeable about pirate etiquette, so...

[villainously]

One might argue there isn't etiquette, pirates and everything, but most don't take to open mockery.

( his feathers are a little less ruffled at the white flag of sorts. he's just way more tightly wound than usual. )

[maskintape]

Yeah, I see that. Noted. Sorry.

In my defense, there's not many pirates in Alabama. It's like - I dunno. If I told you I was buddying up with dragons or unicorns or something.

[villainously]

( right. because those things aren't supposed to exist in his world, probably. )

Well, pirates don't seem terribly prominent in Maine, either, so I suppose it's not a hard slight to forgive. I've not heard of the realm of Alabama.

( there's a lot to the States he never got to, sorry. also Alabama is an odd name. )

[maskintape]

Huh. Lucky you.

[ He has no fondness for Alabama. With its forests and its spooky shacks and its eldritch horrors and ex-friends trying to murder you. FUCK ALABAMA. ]

No hard feelings then, right? I'm not going to wake up with you jamming a hook through my brain or whatever.

[villainously]

Considering I don't know where you are nor your name, I don't suspect you've got a great deal to worry about out of me.

[maskintape]

Guess I'll count myself lucky for now.

And, uh, it's Tim. In case you ever do need a name for future skull-skewering purposes.

[villainously]

Killian, though you can call me Hook if you'd rather.

( does he have to explain why. hopefully not. )