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[network] @hotstud_xxx; voice; Morning 047; Musical Interlude [open]

[Have an actually chipper-sounding House on the network, everyone. Why, he's almost downright giddy. Someone has bounced back a bit from the says before. Music helps immeasurably with that. He's had a chance to play a little this morning and now discovered there's additional musical accompaniment playing from nowhere. Creepy as all hell, but who is he to deny the Six Feet Under Snow Band?]

Good morning, Snowhell. Or Vietnam. Whichever. Basically the same thing, but with cold instead of heat, right? With all this talk about people being eaten, rising from the dead, ghosts from the year 2050, and rousing pleas for camaraderie, I thought we could all use something to lighten the mood. So this one goes out to my darling Clementine. Unless your name's short for Clemydia or something. Then your parents suck.

[He begins to play the school piano, other phantom instruments joining in. House doesn't actually sing, but he's thinking the lyrics.]

Actually, that one goes out to most of the chicks here. You girls seriously need to simmer down. But here's a little something for my main man Hiro.

[This time something slightly less snarky.]

And last for this first round before I take requests from the listeners, two songs from Dr. Clayton Epps for his sweetie, Jane. Those crazy kids, getting up to all kinds of things! At least they must have been from the moaning I heard in the other room. Oh, cover your ears if you're under ten here. This is grown-up talk about romance.

[And there will be two more incredibly snarky instrumentals in honor of the pair of them.]

If you recognized none of those songs, you're a loser and need to be educated on Earthian musical history. Luckily, I'm here to take your questions and requests. Or make up requests for you.

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Oh yes, it's definitely the girls who have a problem.

[ SHE KNOWS YOU'RE AN ASS, HOUSE, YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THE TRUTH. ]

I'm glad we agree. This must be the getting along thing people talk about so much!

I know, right? Isn't sarcasm fun?

Totally! It's how all the best people bond. I like you Spoiler. You really get me.

You are definitely the wrong person to be getting compliments from, Doc.

I think you mean the right person. Cool, hip bad boy who can rock and all that. This place needs a guitar, too.

So far the only thing making you cool is the hard time you're giving Tim.

:'(

What's this? You don't like Timmy? But everyone likes Timmy. That dry wit, that sneering tone, that split personality that wants him to stab people. Totally attractive.

WHAT THEFUCK ARE YOU DOING
WHWT THE HELL IS WROGN WITH YOU

[ way to say the worst possible thing to the worst possible person yOU FUCKING ASSHOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGH ]

Just keeping it real in the hizz-ouse, Timmy. Got a problem with me letting people know other you wants to tape up @AK and have you stab him? Seems like you might be a danger to the community. Thought it was better to be careful, you know? Make sure people make you take your drugs.

Edited 2015-10-20 17:09 (UTC)

BULLSHIT
I don't see you making it public that oh say
@AK is a fucking murderer
a SERIAL KILLER
nah man let's just out the guy with some other THING living in his head who sometimes says weird shit but NEVER KILLED ANYONE
yeah ok alex killed jay and seth and sarah and probably amy too but w/e man
Tim's kind of cagey so let's go balls to the fucking wall on making HIS life a misery
fuck you you goddamn spiteful son of a bitch
you did it buddy you won whatever sick game it is that you've been playing A++ have a goddamn trophy
hope you got whatever you wanted out of it
I know who the fucking psycho here is and it's NOT ME

[That sure is a rant.]

Kid, we've chatted about you being a psychopath before on the public network. Something different about this time? [He's quiet a moment, then.] Is it because it's Spoiler? Got a beef with her particular?

oh man what clued you in
maybe the fact that she literally just mentioned her massive raging hate-on for me
or was it that giant information hoard she keeps on people
you know
the information hoard she's used as a weapon more than once
and don't act like this is nbd it's one thing to call a guy a psycho with no substantiation
giving deets of shit that gives people legit cause to think I'm a GODDAMN MURDERER
kind of different
at least alex THOUGHT he was doing the right thing when he killed everybody
grats man you're lower in my estimation than the guy who slaughtered pretty much everyone I know
that takes some dedication

You kids should learn to play nicer with each other. [ Says the asshole. ] What's she going to do to you, Tim? Freeze you out? Think the admin already beat her to that. And it sure seems like there are a lot of people here who tolerate you. Me? I'm just the asshole spouting off things to get a rise. She listens to me, that's her fault.

You wanna tell me more about it, I'll be happy to add that little caveat about Alex being a psycho killer, too. You know? If she hasn't picked up on any of that, yet.

You don't want me talking to the group, tell your better half not to send me crazy messages.

lol
see idk how much of that you believe and how much of it is just so you feel justified in what you've done
hey
you like secrets, right
lemme tell you a couple
firstly I don't actually want alex outed
he isn't hurting anybody here
I hate his gdamn guts but I don't plan on spilling deets to everyone unless he's an immediate danger
it's called "being a decent guy with a shred of empathy"
second secret
(this is a good one, even clayton doesn't know)
I'm out of pills
I am all out of FUCKING pills
and here I am trying to keep calm and not set off an attack when you pull THIS
goddamn incredible
I'll be sure to leave a note for my more entertaining self tho k
wouldn't want you to be inconvenienced or anything when I inevitably have another seizure and Supernatural Mask Bro comes out the woodwork

[ The running out of pills things if the only relevant part of this conversation now. ]

Good thing I'm not a decent guy and I don't have a shred of empathy. Whew! Worried there for a minute. Alex pops up, I'll probably ask him about it. Seems like the decent thing to do. Don't want you thinking I'm picking on you specifically. People might talk.

If you're out of pills, that sucks. Go cry on the network about it publicly. Maybe somebody else found them. And maybe they'll get them to you before Masky shows up again. But no skin off my nose if they don't. He was a real chatty guy.

Edited 2015-10-20 20:23 (UTC)

ok first
"masky"
wow what a good name a+++

as for everything else
nah
too late for anybody to get pills to me rn
and not much point in stopping this going down now
don't have much to lose now the big ol secret's been put up on a gdamn billboard huh
but ok man you have fun making an enemy out of the guy who killed some dudes let's see how that works out for you

Well, only because you approve, I think I'll be keeping it. I like that. Tim and Masked!Tim. Masky for short.

Don't have him have you kill anybody while you're freaking out, dude. That'd be bad. Figure I should mention. And I always have fun making friends with murderers. They've got interesting stories. Catch you on the flip side, Timmy. Thanks for the info. And this one goes out to you and Masky.

[And he'll have one last piano cover of a classic.]

Oh yeah, he's a real catch. [ She rolls her eyes. ] Pretty sure mental disorder doesn't exempt you from "do unto others".

Probably not. But who am I do judge? I'm just the piano man. I'm sure everybody's got an opinion on how much mental illness should count.

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