[log] Event: Metamorphosis, Part Three

[snowblindmods]

Characters: everyone
Location: all around town; note location in subject line
Date: Night 415 onward; note time in subject line
Summary: They break out and they wake up.
Warnings: extreme body horror, unreality, eldritch horror, absolutely definitely 100% include warnings in subject lines/before your comment if the subject line isn't long enough

Comments

[fiftheclipse]

C'mon, I'm made of water. There's nothing I can get mixed up with that isn't a bad idea. I get that...

[Except. Well. There's the trying to learn things type of experimental, and there's the making bad decisions kind. Even if Junpei doesn't fit in that first group...]

...

But, you know, it could still be kinda cool.

[He's even looking around as if he wants to find someone else and see what happens. Stop him. Please.]

[phaseshifter]

[ Junpei is sounding very much like a curious lil waterdude right now and thAT IS NOT OKAY, ]

Just so you know, if you start trying to mix yourself with the slag I'm leaking then I will find Squalo and get him to pee in you.

[ THE ULTIMATE THREAT ]

[fiftheclipse]

...

[Okay that's not where this conversation was supposed to go what the heck.]

Don't think I won't use you as a shield.

[phaseshifter]

I have faith in his ability to only hit you no matter what dirty tactics you use.

[ THIS IS EVEN DUMBER THAN MILLER WANG CHAT ]

[fiftheclipse]

Why do I feel like you've put some thought into this...

[phaseshifter]

I think y--

[ --ou're mistaking my familiarity with his wang for me being familiar with him peeing specifically is how she'd love to finish that sentence. It'd be hilarious.

BUT SHE CAN'T DO IT. SHE CAN'T SAY THE THING. ]

--ou're, um, reading a little too much into it. And my point is just that you shouldn't be introducing any, erm, foreign elements into yourself! It'd be hard to separate them out if it made you feel gross. I... assume.

[fiftheclipse]

Whoa, hey. You're saying that like you really think anyone else here is as gross as Squalo? What if they hear you?

[... Okay but he should probably take this seriously.]

I won't touch your purple stuff. That's what you want me to say, right?

[phaseshifter]

Hey, he's not gross! He-- I know you aren't fond because of the whole murder thing, but he's very hygienic!!

[ anGEL, ]

But, um, I suppose that'll do. There are a lot of things you should probably steer clear of, but slag is pretty freaking high up there.

[fiftheclipse]

[Right, so, if they are back to being serious, that raises a new question...]

What does it do, anyway? Is that stuff corrosive, or something?

[Haha get it because she does look like she's been reduced to some sort of skeleton.]

Or just.. toxic... Or...

Purple usually means it's pretty bad in movies and all that. Not as bad as green. But. Well, you'd still probably die if you drank it, right?

[Funny he never felt that way before drinking iodine. ... But on that thought,]

... I guess I'd dye if I touched it, too...

[phaseshifter]

No, no, slag isn't corrosive. It'd be green if it was.

[ Like. That's just a thing. A law of the universe. Geez. ]

It weakens things in a different way - it sorta destabilises the basic makeup of whatever it's applied to? Which means you can then damage the slagged material more easily with other things. Or it can cause mutations when taken internally. But generally it's only moderately dangerous by itself? You don't really get people dying from slag exposure.

 

 

 

[ yeah she didn't get the pun I'M SORRY ]

[fiftheclipse]

[How dare.

Oh. Yeah. It's for destabilizing matter. Obviously.

...]

Doesn't that sound like something out of a videogame!?

[Doesn't this entire town? He's thought that for a while now. It's like some sort of simulation, with the multiple lives and all that...

... Well and the not being human anymore. So is this like a level-up? Is the whole finally gaining powers supposed to be like a stat boost and--

No, wait.

There's nothing to fight.

...]

That wouldn't make much sense, though, would it?

[phaseshifter]

What, like a debuff in an RPG? I guess. Only less nerdy.

[ Like who even plays dumbass rpgs, those things are for DORKS ]

But I mean. If my life was a videogame, I'd kinda like to know the cheatcodes. And reloading from my last save point would also be pretty great? Um, despite how - how cool this whole. Scene is.

[ She gestures vaguely at them both. HAHA BEING MONSTERS SURE IS AWESOME AND NOT THE WORST ]

[fiftheclipse]

... Yeah... I mean I don't wanna go through that room again, but if I could get back into my real body...

[... Huh. Wait. Thinking about it... He could if he'd regained his own powers instead of.. whatever this is. Did he forget that, somehow..?

Maybe this save file's corrupted.]

...

You think we just wait this out and we'll be normal again? Those red lines went away and all that...

[phaseshifter]

Oh, this is definitely temporary! That's how it always goes. Bad things happen, but the administrator pulls through and fixes us. It's just gonna take a few days for her to - Iunno, untangle our DNA?

[ Yeah. Yeah! The administrator always fixes things. It's just a matter of waiting it out. ]

Until then - want me to stay close until you check that you can safely travel through snow? That way if you freeze, I can just drag you back down here. Carefully.

[fiftheclipse]

[Days. ... Really, though, what is that compared to how long everyone's already been here? Waiting is fine. There's nothing else to--

No, that's wrong.]

Guess I can't ask you to drag me to the bunker, instead, huh?

[phaseshifter]

I could try, but bits of you might chip off on the way. Erm - is that where you're heading, then? The bunker?

[ Hey, if Enoch and Beckett are still there she can ask him to check up on them! So then they don't have to see her. Urghrgrhhgh. ]