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[ Jay is back, which means that Tim is actually in a good mood for once. You could even say that he's... happy? Gosh.

Anyway. A happy Tim is apparently a productive and communicative Tim. Just after lockdown, he posts this. Can it possibly be-- ? Yes. Yes it is. ]



WELCOME TO TIM'S TEXT ADVENTURE 2
pls note that all characters and etc depicted within this game are 100% fictional
any resemblance to real people or events is entirely coincidental
type HELP if this is your first adventure and you need more instructions

>new game

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>you wake up in a house. unfortunately it's not your house. it's dusty af, all the furniture is wrecked, and you can see a snowstorm going on outside. you have no idea how you got here or wtf is going on, but something tells you that you've probs been interdimensionally kidnapped and brought to some kind of snowy hellhole or something. it's just a hunch you have.
whatever. at least you aren't in alabama.
you LOOK around to get your bearings as you get to your feet.

to the NORTH there is a WINDOW.
to the EAST there is an OPEN DOOR leading to another room.
to the SOUTH there is a DOOR leading outside.
to the WEST is a STAIRCASE.
inside the room you are currently in, there is a COUCH. there is also a TABLE. on the TABLE is a BACKPACK.

>what do you do?

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>open the south door

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you open the door to the SOUTH. one METRIC ASSLOAD of SNOW gets blown inside the house. it blocks the door from closing but there's still enough room for you to get outside if you wanna.
you see SOMETHING moving under part of the snow.

SUDDEN URGE TO MAKE SNOW ANGELS added to inventory.

>what do you do?

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>THROW CAUTION TO THE WIND AND MAKE SNOW ANGELS

I’m gonna die two actions in aren’t I

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you decide to make SNOW ANGELS despite your feeling that it'll probably get you horribly killed somehow. you flop down in the SNOW and go to goddamn town making your first one.
you hear a cracking sound. it feels like something broke underneath you.
the SNOW is no longer moving.

SUDDEN URGE TO MAKE SNOW ANGELS removed from inventory.

>what do you do?

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uhhhh

>Very slowly and carefully attempt to reenter the house

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you scoot your way around the SNOW back into the house. you don't hear any more cracking sounds which is probs a good thing.
there is a lot more SNOW in the house now. this storm is a pain in the ass tbh. at least you got a sweet snow angel out of it.
>what do you do?

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worth it tbh

>open the backpack

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you open the BACKPACK. you find several items inside.

you find APPLE JUICE.
you find a BUTT COZY.
you find FIFTEEN DOLLARS.
you find a FAKE BEARD.
you find a BATTERY OPERATED HANDHELD FAN.
you find JESUS.

>what do you do?

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put on BUTT COZY and FAKE BEARD. ask JESUS what's up

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you put on the BUTT COZY and BEARD. you feel a little warmer and a little wiser.
STATUS UPDATE: +5 WISDOM.
+5 WARMTH.
+5 BUTT DEFENSE.
JESUS offers his hand for a SWEET HIGH FIVE and tells you not much is up, he's just hangin out. he likes your BEARD.
>what do you do?

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>tell Jesus thanks man, it feel good. Then give him a SWEET HIGH FIVE.

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you HIGH FIVE JESUS. your hand feels 100% more blessed than before. holier, too.
BLESSED FONDLE added to SKILLS.
you now have a HOLE in your HAND.
"crap. my bad," jesus says. he suggests you text @RADMIN to get that fixed up if you're concerned. your hand seems to still work p well with the hole in it tho.
>what do you do?

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blessed fondle?

>contact @Radmin about the hole in my hand I guess