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[rubikscomplex]

[Unseen, House rolls his eyes at the comparison.]

how exactly could you be programmed to respond to literally everything we throw at you
your responses would pass the damn turing test
and you say you're a weak ai

let's play out the logic here, babe
how could you have these kinds of responses already prepared?
if you're the girl in the chinese room
how could you know every single thing?
you either know everything we're gonna say
which means this same scenario has playing out thousands or tens of thousands of times
with you collecting the questions and someone else coming up with responses
or you have some sort of advanced learning capacity
that lets you come up with new responses on the fly

which do you think is more likely?
i'm asking honestly
because i don't actually know that much about computers
and i wanna know what response you're gonna pull for that

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[rubikscomplex]

because you're learning beyond your original capacity?
evolving?
i dunno
i really want you to be more than a weak ai
because it means it might actually matter
if we do something that can save you
or at least shut you off permanently
so you're not alone

[Urgh...]

ignore that last piece
please

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[rubikscomplex]

because it's text
see?
you got a sense of humor
if you could do one of those
"in mother russia
the text hears YOU" jokes
... i'd be cool with that

i'm gonna try to hang up now
pretty sure we're going in circles
and if you're messing around with the galaxy app
guess that's the best we're gonna get
i'm not forgetting you haven't actually answered about the whole
tens of thousands of prepared responses thing btw
but i'm thinking it might be more quantum computer bullshit
like there were a hundred different alt reality futures
why couldn't you be on a quantum computer
and have played this out with us all those times
just in different scenarios
and stored the info somehow
interesting possibility